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i'm going to die : (
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| UglyDave |
bwaahhh hahah i'm only joking :)
well.. i'll die eventually, but i havn't been told of anything that's gonna happen any time soon.
anyways, now that i've gotten ur attention i'm gonna tell u about an accident i had at work today.
i work in a supermarket. and between the warehouse & store there's a shutter & a plastic flap. the shutter only goes down at night, where as the flap goes up&down as we need to go in & out.
so, the flap was down and i pressed the button which makes it go up.
little did i know that one of the managers put the shutter down a little bit.
anyways. i was foing theough, and the flap was nearly totally up, so i ducked under it to get through quicker. and SMACK! banged my head off the shutter and got a big nasty cut on my eyebrow. and a wee smaller one on my nose.
anyways. the swell manageress give me a plaster 
which helped a bunch
thank you LIDL you bunch of wankdogs
if i wasn't such a nice guy i'd sue!
bastards |
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| jp |
LIDL :nervous:
They sell better non-food stuff than Aldi though :D |
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| UglyDave |
| quote: | Originally posted by jp
LIDL :nervous:
They sell better non-food stuff than Aldi though :D |
the food in LIDL aint bad really.. the non-food stuff tends to be e..
seriously, u wouldn't believe the amount of stuff we have returned!! |
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| UglyDave |
i look SOO bad with these stitches :)
think i'll wear am out in future :)
girls love bad guys dont they??
jp: love the sig :) clever! |
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| mentalbarter |
| so u didnt nearly die at all |
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| KilldaDJ |
LIDL? they should call it LOL with the crap they sell...
however they do good munchie foods, crisps and chocolate etc after a good sesh...
incidentally i got my mp3 player from LIDL....and it still works! :D |
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| UglyDave |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
LIDL? they should call it LOL with the crap they sell...
however they do good munchie foods, crisps and chocolate etc after a good sesh...
incidentally i got my mp3 player from LIDL....and it still works! :D |
well, maybe they aint that bad.. the food's good! fruit & veg is excellent! anf the scampi is to die for!!
think i'll forge a doctors note sayin i had to get 3 stitches, a new leg & charge for the visit.. |
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| jp |
| Those fake M&M's are :whip: |
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| UglyDave |
| quote: | Originally posted by jp
Those fake M&M's are :whip: |
look for a bar of chocolate which says is called "schgooten" (or something)
and get the one which is "for kids"
it's devine!! |
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| CynepMeH |
| Can't you sue the bastards?:whip: In US you'd be getting MAAAAD workman's comp... your lawyer would probably make a claim that you became impotent after the accident and get yo ass paid! CAAAAACHIING!:D |
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| UglyDave |
| quote: | Originally posted by CynepMeH
Can't you sue the bastards?:whip: In US you'd be getting MAAAAD workman's comp... your lawyer would probably make a claim that you became impotent after the accident and get yo ass paid! CAAAAACHIING!:D |
nah, not in this culture.
we dont sue really. i wish we did. but we dont :(
i i lost the eye. fair enough.
but it was an accident.
it hurt a bit at the time. but shock numbed it.
it'll be an irritation for a few nites while trying to get to sleep.
but i dont think i deserve any cash settlement.
what would i be entitled to if i were to sue in the US?? |
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