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Tranc3
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/e...7763480001.html

Best part:

quote:
Dozens of dimwits have been hospitalized with bizarre self-inflicted injuries. Cooley residents often drive cars with cardboard sunscreens still covering the windshield, try to iron their clothes while wearing them and jump off buildings dressed as Superman because they think the cape enables them to fly. The Town Council recently outlawed Superman capes, for residents' protection.
StealthAssassin
quote:
Originally posted by The Police Chief
Police announced they must stop all patrols, because their squad cars have run out of gas. "We can't buy new cars until the next budget year,"


I want them protecting my city.:stongue:

quote:
Originally outlawed by The Town Counsel
Superman capes, for residents' protection.


Good Idea. ROFL:haha:

quote:
Originally said by Marty Simpkind the Mayor
"We'd be real happy going from 75 to 95. That's two points, right?"


Thank you Weeky World News.:stongue: :haha:
emono
ROFL 'Originally posted by The Police Chief'
ASOT100
wth is this real?


edit: nm, wait for the stop sign to change? haha
Matt Jay
I feel ashamed to be from the same country :toothless
KilldaDJ
that is like proper cool.

id love to live in a town like that. where as i am more 1337 :D
O-RzA
Haha
funny as hell
but there's now way that's real
their stupidity is too typical to jokes you hear
but i guess those jokes gotta come from somewhere

:disbelief
jonSun
Maybe its something in the water.
Stéphanie
quote:
An abandoned warehouse burned to the ground because firefighters didn't hook their hoses to water hydrants. "I always thought the water was already in the truck," says a firehouse commander. "Somebody should've said something about those hydrant things."


:stongue: :haha: :stongue:
meneedit
"Australia"


why the did it have to be from my country :rolleyes:

"dumbasses. absolute dumbasses"

=====that is 2 say the people of cooley
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