TranceAddict Forums Archive > Local Scene Info / Discussion / EDM Event Listings > Canada > Canada - Montreal Objet : New Warning Labels on Booze Bottles View this Thread in Original format rongerabbit Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people re laughing WITH you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Apparently only for the U.S. - For Now Open-mouthed smiley emoticon Dj Nacht haha good stuff. my favorite : WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. FunKenLouis lol....you dont wanna know what i look like when im REAAAALLLYYYY DRUNK....ask lecastrateur....his car almost sufered from me being drunk as hell:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: starsearcher :stongue: That's awesome they should totally do that...haha. It's funny more than anything :stongue: Psy-Trancer lol..the love part is so true...hahha CLICK TO RETURN TO TOP OF PAGE

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