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The Birth of The Quadro Pounder
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| Zenchowdah |
As I pulled up to the McDonald's drive-thru and gazed at the death-infested menu which was so obviously responsible for breast cancer, arthritis, Erik Estrada, racism, and every tragedy in the last 9,000,000 years, I had a change of heart. Instead of my usual "Can I have a #3 combo with a Coke, please?" I shouted, "Y0 B1TCH! I WANT A FUKN QUADRO-P0UNDER W1TH N0 FUKN VEGETABULZ 0R SH1T THAT GR0WZ 0N TREEZ!"
"Ok sir, you wanted a Quarter Pounder, just plain, is that correct?"
"N0 B1TCH! I ZED I WANTED A FUKN QUADR0-P0UNDER! GET IT R1TE 0R DIE!"
I hear quiet laughter through the speaker. "A what pounder?!"
"A FUKN QUADR0-P0UNDER!"
"Uh... I don't think we have that. Are you sure you don't mean a Quarter Pounder?"
"N0 I D0N'T MEEN A FUKN MEEZLY AZZ QUARTUR P0UNDER! HERE'Z WHAT I WANT, 2 FUKN D0UBLE QUARTER P0UNDERZ PUT T0GETHER 2 MAKE 1 QUADR0-P0UNDER!"
"Ooohhh... you want *2* Double Quarter Pounders then?"
"N0 B1TCH! I WANT 1 FUKN QUADR0-P0UNDER! TAKE THE 2 D0UBLEZ, PUT THEM T0GETHUR AND GIV ME 1 QUADR0! U G0T IT YET BRAINIAK?"
An employee peeks out from the back entrance. "Oh! Ok... I think we can do that. Would you like cheese on that?"
"FUK N0 B1TCH! I WANT 4 H0T SLABZ 0F C0W DETH 0N A BUN WITH N0 FUKING HIPPIE AZZ VEGETABULZ! I ALZ0 D0NT WANT ANY FUKING LAME VEGAN FRIEZ 0R ANY TYPE 0F RECYKULD PAKAGING. N0 KUP, N0 BAG, N0 WRAPPERZ... PUT THE 0N THE WIND0W K0UNTER THING AND I WILL TAKE IT!"
"Uh...."
"FUK IT & GIMME THAT WHICH IZ THE S0URCE 0F ALL EVIL... N0W!"
"Thank you. Please drive to the second window."
For the record, I got my ing Quadro-Pounder and it r0cked. I am faxing McDonald's tomorrow and demanding that this awesome item be permanently added to every McDonald's menu around the world.
DETH IZ IMMINENT. THE EARTH MUZT DIE. GIVE US WHAT WE WANT 0R BE PREPARED T0 FACE THE WRATH. |
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| tranceDJ |
| Bwahaha...thats great, wish I could have been there to watch you order it. And you're right, McDonald's should just admit their food is terribly unhealthy and have like that on the menu. I'm sick of fast food places passing their food off as healthy, I certianly don't go out for fast food with the word 'healthy' on my mind. |
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| smokeape |
That was farking funny! Wonder how much for a Mcburger?
Hey, they're still hiring Losers!
Lol!
[[[smoke]]] |
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| 3xx3r7 |
| Fast food kills you slowly. I never ever eat fastfood. I'd rather pay extra for wholesome stuff. Well, in my case I have someone who cooks very well in my family. I don't need restaraunts :D. |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zenchowdah
HERE'Z WHAT I WANT, 2 FUKN D0UBLE QUARTER P0UNDERZ PUT T0GETHER 2 MAKE 1 QUADR0-P0UNDER!" |
Er... wouldn't that just be a "pounder"?? |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | | Originally posted by Zenchowdah |
Is there some particular reason for the obviously intentionally attrocious spelling and the "l33t" text? It's one thing that people do it online, but you've enclosed that text in quotes as if someone actually said it that way - people don't actually talk like that, unless you actually ordered a "Quadrzero pzerounderz". That was one of the most irritating anecdotes I've ever read - next time, type it out like normal people do.
And yeah, a "quadro pounder" would imply 4 pounds, whereas this is actually one pound. |
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| whiskers |
I HAVE ADPHD
welcome back, zenchowdah!
all your quadro pounders are belong to us |
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| dj_inferno |
That was brilliant.
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Is there some particular reason for the obviously intentionally attrocious spelling and the "l33t" text? It's one thing that people do it online, but you've enclosed that text in quotes as if someone actually said it that way - people don't actually talk like that, unless you actually ordered a "Quadrzero pzerounderz". That was one of the most irritating anecdotes I've ever read - next time, type it out like normal people do.
And yeah, a "quadro pounder" would imply 4 pounds, whereas this is actually one pound. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Is there some particular reason for the obviously intentionally attrocious spelling and the "l33t" text? It's one thing that people do it online, but you've enclosed that text in quotes as if someone actually said it that way - people don't actually talk like that, unless you actually ordered a "Quadrzero pzerounderz". That was one of the most irritating anecdotes I've ever read - next time, type it out like normal people do.
And yeah, a "quadro pounder" would imply 4 pounds, whereas this is actually one pound. |
Oh, act your age. :p Don't be such a cynical curmudgeon. |
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| Cloudburst |
Bwwahahahahaha!
"Y0 B1TCH! I WANT A FUKN QUADRO-P0UNDER W1TH N0 FUKN VEGETABULZ 0R SH1T THAT GR0WZ 0N TREEZ!"
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