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| T-1000 |
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)
On Boot's Chldren's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of chldren.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a chld's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal chldhood belief.)
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| glowinfairy |
| about the superman instruction i could agree cuz some kids might not know it.i remember that about 3 years ago a kid died cuz he jumped off his apartment's window because he thought he was a pokemon character.:confused: |
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| Shad0wmaster |
| :haha: Quality reading. |
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| smokeape |
's pretty lame. Wouldn't make it much in Funny/Humour Stuff forum either. Come up with something a little better in the open forum. Take a lesson from JP on what's good. Thanks.
:rolleyes:
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| -=M=- |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
's pretty lame. Wouldn't make it much in Funny/Humour Stuff forum either. Come up with something a little better in the open forum. Take a lesson from JP on what's good. Thanks.
:rolleyes:
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werd. |
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| DjSimonB |
| Heh, it entertained me. |
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| DJ_TRON |
| quote: | | 's pretty lame. Wouldn't make it much in Funny/Humour Stuff forum either. Come up with something a little better in the open forum. Take a lesson from JP on what's good. Thanks. |
You are one very, very bitchy individual. Sugestion, pull the pipe out of your ass, thats the wrong hole.:wtf:
Peace |
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| MrCowski |
| I got this as an email three years ago. So this just might be a bit old. |
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| arctic |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_TRON
You are one very, very bitchy individual. Sugestion, pull the pipe out of your ass, thats the wrong hole.:wtf:
Peace |
Hey, that woman in your avatar, she really blows! What a ty DJ. :thepirate |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by arctic
Hey, that woman in your avatar, she really blows! What a ty DJ. :thepirate |
yarrrrr! :thepirate |
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| Perfect_Cheezit |
| quote: | Originally posted by arctic
Hey, that woman in your avatar, she really blows! What a ty DJ. :thepirate |
omg owned -_- |
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