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| nic01445 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Was a bit bored today so I had a quick search through for some of my all time favourite posts on TA. I like each one for different reasons, but here they go :tongue2 |
]LOLOLO)LOLOLOLOLOLSYOLOLOLOLOLOL:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
^my fav LOLZ |
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| dreamland |
| quote: | Originally posted by nic01445
]LOLOLO)LOLOLOLOLOLSYOLOLOLOLOLOL:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
^my fav LOLZ |
WTF :wtf: |
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| TRanCE643 |
| haha those are some good ones |
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| Tranc3 |
Ok nobody said it yet...
| quote: | Originally posted by SebbyI need help from anyone ASAP!
My friend Patrick met this girl Ashley in class and didn't have the balls to ask this girl out in person the whole semester but instead wrote this letter to her for the last day of class tommorow. I say he should give her the letter and could be the lead-off hitter for all guys out there and see how things turn out. Tell me what you guys think (prefferably girls). Here's how the letter looks....
Hey Ashley,
I hope you don’t think that I’m some kind of weird, four eyed fool for writing this letter. Actually it may be a little ironic for me to write one….since we did meet for the first time through note writing…lol Anyway your probably wondering why I’m even writing this letter. Well, first off…I’m bored and I should be studying for finals. Second I wanted to tell you something. I think you’re a cool and very cute girl. Actually I think you’re the (as these young kids like to say these days). As the great Patrick Aksan used to say and I quote: “If I were a fly, Id be all over you cuz you’re the .” Maybe it’s your sexy nose ring, or you’re coming into class late asking if there was a quiz. Or maybe it’s just the fact that I’m soooooooooo lonely and I need a friend (ha ha that was a joke….no really it was And maybe I’m just ignorant or can’t take a hint but you never did answer my emails that I sent waaaaaaaaaaay back when. You know…..the ones that asked for your hand in marriage…or the one asking if you wanted to go to Hawaii on my yacht…...or maybe you didn’t get those. Hmmm well, if you didn’t at least I know that you got this letter.
Ashley, I have a question for you. I was wondering if you’d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald’s with me this weekend? (I’m messing with you. It should be on Friday cuz they have better deals during the weekdays) But in all seriousness. Would you like to go out with me? Maybe go dancing or take a nice walk on the beach. Id like to get to know you. See what makes this East coast babe tick. Grant it… I’m not the sexiest guy, or the strongest, or even the hungest….. it…I’m as plain as a bagel that you sell at your store. But I can promise you one thing. You’ll have a fun night out. Man I sound like a damn advertisement…..see I even have a little marketing skills to offer you. So what do ya say Ashley? Will you do the honor of going out on a date with me? It took me 11 weeks to nurse the balls to be able to ask you….. and if you say no. It’s ok. Ill have another 12 weeks in Accounting 300 to write you a better letter/proposal.
I hope you enjoyed reading this letter as much as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you don’t have a boyfriend cuz I’m sure he’d REALLY enjoy reading this letter. And the fact that I just spent study time making an (_,_) out of myself really doesn’t help. I hope to hear from you soon babe (hopefully sooner than later). My cell phone number is 1 323 XXX XXXX and my email is [email protected] Hopefully if all goes well we will be talking soon. If not than I wish you a great 10 days off from school and Ill be awaiting the very awkward moment between us in Accounting 300. (I’m just kidding) Have a great break!!!
Yours truly,
Patrick “Pizda” Aksan |
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| trancepixie17 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
I've seen better :nervous: |
**.........days? lol j/p |
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| tranceDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sebby
Hey Ashley,
I hope you don’t think that I’m some kind of weird, four eyed fool for writing this letter. Actually it may be a little ironic for me to write one….since we did meet for the first time through note writing…lol Anyway your probably wondering why I’m even writing this letter. Well, first off…I’m bored and I should be studying for finals. Second I wanted to tell you something. I think you’re a cool and very cute girl. Actually I think you’re the (as these young kids like to say these days). As the great Patrick Aksan used to say and I quote: “If I were a fly, Id be all over you cuz you’re the .” Maybe it’s your sexy nose ring, or you’re coming into class late asking if there was a quiz. Or maybe it’s just the fact that I’m soooooooooo lonely and I need a friend (ha ha that was a joke….no really it was And maybe I’m just ignorant or can’t take a hint but you never did answer my emails that I sent waaaaaaaaaaay back when. You know…..the ones that asked for your hand in marriage…or the one asking if you wanted to go to Hawaii on my yacht…...or maybe you didn’t get those. Hmmm well, if you didn’t at least I know that you got this letter.
Ashley, I have a question for you. I was wondering if you’d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald’s with me this weekend? (I’m messing with you. It should be on Friday cuz they have better deals during the weekdays) But in all seriousness. Would you like to go out with me? Maybe go dancing or take a nice walk on the beach. Id like to get to know you. See what makes this East coast babe tick. Grant it… I’m not the sexiest guy, or the strongest, or even the hungest….. it…I’m as plain as a bagel that you sell at your store. But I can promise you one thing. You’ll have a fun night out. Man I sound like a damn advertisement…..see I even have a little marketing skills to offer you. So what do ya say Ashley? Will you do the honor of going out on a date with me? It took me 11 weeks to nurse the balls to be able to ask you….. and if you say no. It’s ok. Ill have another 12 weeks in Accounting 300 to write you a better letter/proposal.
I hope you enjoyed reading this letter as much as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you don’t have a boyfriend cuz I’m sure he’d REALLY enjoy reading this letter. And the fact that I just spent study time making an (_,_) out of myself really doesn’t help. I hope to hear from you soon babe (hopefully sooner than later). My cell phone number is 1 323 XXX XXXX and my email is [email protected] Hopefully if all goes well we will be talking soon. If not than I wish you a great 10 days off from school and Ill be awaiting the very awkward moment between us in Accounting 300. (I’m just kidding) Have a great break!!!
Yours truly,
Patrick “Pizda” Aksan |
DON'T SEND TEH LETTER!!!!!!!1111111:haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: |
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| anuneventrade |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I know...
You're renouncing your belief in the existence of God. Welcome my pagan brother, Monday we will drink goat's blood together to celebrate your conversion to Athiestism. muhahaha.  |
| quote: | Originally posted by speedracer_mec
you know wut....fuk all of yall...yall dont understand me at all man.
Why da hell would i be posting bull on here.
im sorry my life has been a complete waste..and full of suffering...Wtf do i need to be gettin attention for?...am i some kind of new noob? that needs attention
ive be on ta long enough to develop ties to several individuals..and no need to grab attention from some morons ill never meet...only here to lay my story out on the chillout forums so maybe some people can get some insight on my life.....is thats wut u wanna call it |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
I agree with everyone else ... abort the girlfriend, then perform self castration. No more gf, no more baby, no more vd worries, and no more -ups on your part. |
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| Denser |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ste
bonzai 2003 - the ultimate last attempt to save lightning records.
cant wait to download this baby.... |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
ArturoB - Try & Die (Kplzthx Rmx) |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ-SpinTacular
your amateur bull isnt never gonna top ATB in a millon years
so stop your ego from blowing up, cuz its about to pop like a f*ckin zit. |
and Mr.Mystery responds with:
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
you have no right to call me , cuz i dont see you making anything better, so suggest you shut the hell up, punk ass bastard.
Oh, I love to turn peoples own comments against them. Yes I do. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
and Mr.Mystery responds with:
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Some people are just too easy :D
But the best bit was actually the comeback:
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ-SpinTacular
you people are in stupid! |
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| ASOT100 |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
DON'T SEND TEH LETTER!!!!!!!1111111:haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: |
LOL that was great :stongue: |
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