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wtf....Horoscopes
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| T-1000 |
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a ing jerk.
PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over you friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a yellow-bellied coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses a lot.
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. The only time you are nice to people is when you need something, and then you kiss a lot of ass. You are a prick.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are a bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini are notorious for thriving on incest.
CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a .
LEO (July 23 - August 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers or pimps.
LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, your are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are cum-guzzling whores. All Libra die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarii are drunks or pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting ed.
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.You should kill yourself.
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| DarkAngel |
Where the did you come up with this?
LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, your are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are cum-guzzling whores. All Libra die of venereal disease.
The 'artistic type, employment and monetary gain' definetaly apply to me. Everything else is bull. :toothless |
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| KrazyDJs |
| quote: | Originally posted by T-1000
LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, your are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are cum-guzzling whores. All Libra die of venereal disease.
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queer ? wtf ?
artistic ? wtfx2 ?
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| {b.s.e.} |
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Oringinally posted by some jerkass w/ too much time on his hands[/i]
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a ing jerk. |
Awww..born one day later and I could have been a yellowbellied coward.:rolleyes: |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Awww..born one day later and I could have been a yellowbellied coward.:rolleyes: |
Touche`. |
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| mezzir |
i rarely read horoscopes, and only then as a joke
none of the typical aries stuff applies to me at all |
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| 3xx3r7 |
Wow, that's some interesting horoscope. According to it, I am a bisexual who likes incest.
Damn....:stongue: |
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| dj_cuba |
| quote: | Originally posted by 3xx3r7
Wow, that's some interesting horoscope. According to it, I am a bisexual who likes incest.
Damn....:stongue: |
Turns out Iam bi too! wanna meet up?
lol :D |
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| Powell |
| quote: | LEO (July 23 - August 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot. |
haha:haha: so true :D |
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| Azz3D |
Well you are all my hoes, cause I am a pimp
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers or pimps. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azz3D
Well you are all my hoes, cause I am a pimp
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers or pimps. |
Does this bus go downtown, or do I have to transfer? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by T-1000
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
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Finally, proof that I'm the Darklord. |
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