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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
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| T-1000 |
Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kds
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them
Good : Your husband understands fashion
Bad : He's a cross-dresser
Ugly : He looks better than you
Good : Your son's finally maturing
Bad : He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly : So are you
Good : You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad : She keeps interrupting
Ugly : With corrections
Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
Good : The postman's early
Bad : He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly : You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker
Ugly : Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do
Good : You're son is dating someone new
Bad : It's another man
Ugly : He's your best friend
Good : You're wife is pregnant
Bad : It's triplets
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by T-1000
Good : You're son is dating someone new
Bad : It's another man
Ugly : He's your best friend |
Haha, that's brilliant.
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| igottaknow |
| good stuff my first laugh of the day |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by T-1000
Good: Your wife's not talking to you |
hehe |
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| jdat |
:haha: :haha:
I want more of those!!!! :happy2: |
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| Shad0wmaster |
| :haha: Pure class :D |
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| mmilo |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
that was great ! |
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| whiskers |
code:
TAOISM HAPPENS
HARE KRISHNA HAPPENS, RAMA, RAMA, DING, DING
HINDUISM THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE
ISLAM IF HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE
ZEN WHAT IS THE SOUND OF HAPPENING?
BUDDHISM WHEN HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY ?
CONFUCIANISM CONFUCIUS SAY, " HAPPENS"
7TH DAY ADVENTIST HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS
CALVINISM WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER
CATHOLICISM IF HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS KNOCK KNOCK " HAPPENS"
UNITARIANISM WHAT IS THIS ?
MORMON HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
JUDAISM WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?
RASTAFARIANISM LET'S SMOKE THIS
SATANISM LET'S MAKE
AGNOSTIC MAYBE DOES HAPPEN
ATHEIST I DON'T BELIEVE THIS
CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST LET'S DEFINE THIS
SCIENTOLOGIST PAY ME FOR THIS
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
code:
TAOISM HAPPENS
HARE KRISHNA HAPPENS, RAMA, RAMA, DING, DING
HINDUISM THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE
ISLAM IF HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE
ZEN WHAT IS THE SOUND OF HAPPENING?
BUDDHISM WHEN HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY ?
CONFUCIANISM CONFUCIUS SAY, " HAPPENS"
7TH DAY ADVENTIST HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS
CALVINISM WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER
CATHOLICISM IF HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS KNOCK KNOCK " HAPPENS"
UNITARIANISM WHAT IS THIS ?
MORMON HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
JUDAISM WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?
RASTAFARIANISM LET'S SMOKE THIS
SATANISM LET'S MAKE
AGNOSTIC MAYBE DOES HAPPEN
ATHEIST I DON'T BELIEVE THIS
CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST LET'S DEFINE THIS
SCIENTOLOGIST PAY ME FOR THIS
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I've got the T-shirt, mwahahaha... |
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