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The Post Turtle
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| Shakka |
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Massachusetts
business Tycoon (whose hand had been caught in a fence while working
at his country home), a doctor and the old man were talking about Senator
John Kerry possibly being in the White House one day.
The old Tycoon said, "Well, ya know, Kerry is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there,
he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to
help the poor stupid bastard get down" |
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| smokeape |
Agree. Let's help the stupid bastard down.
:D
[[[smoke]]] |
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| Yoepus |
yea, resign Kerry, resign!
:p :p |
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| arctic |
| Why are there spaces between each line? Stupid right-wingers, making reading difficult for us lefties. :( |
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| Q5echo |
| quote: | Originally posted by arctic
Why are there spaces between each line? Stupid right-wingers, making reading difficult for us lefties. :( |
I thought it was to make the post EASIER to read?
Damn, I just validated your statement.
me spank self now:whip: |
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| Q5echo |
The story is chock-full of wholesome goodness.
Worth plagerizing at work for my benefit.
Later dayz, better layz, and purple haze. |
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| Arbiter |
I'm inclined to agree that Kerry is a "post turtle."
Of course, the same could be said of Bush - and probably a good 95% of politicians in both parties at that. |
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| anuneventrade |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yoepus
yea, resign Kerry, resign!
:p :p |
:D :D :D |
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| igottaknow |
| Ever heard of the parable about the turtle who won the race? It's a real hoot, I'm sure you would enjoy it. :p |
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| Yoepus |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
Ever heard of the parable about the turtle who won the race? It's a real hoot, I'm sure you would enjoy it. :p |
was that guy on a post too?:conf:
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