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the montey python quote thread (pg. 3)
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| Vivid Boy |
| O im a lumberjack and i dont care i drink all night and i work all day" |
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| subuddha |
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars |
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| DigiNut |
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back. |
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| subuddha |
mu favourite song. can be seen in the "Monty Python: Live at the Hollywood Bowl" show.
drinking philosophers song:
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrick Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schloegel.
There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away; half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram.
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart. "I drink therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed.
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed. |
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| Bren-F |
| quote: | SOLDIER: Halt! _Who goes there?
ARTHUR:_It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. _King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER: Get away!
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RTHUR: I am... _And this my trusty servant, Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at Camelot.. _I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER: What? _Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
SOLDIER: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
SOLDIER: You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging_them together.
ARTHUR:So? _We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea.
SOLDIER: Where did you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:_Through ... We found them.
SOLDIER:_Found them? _In Mercea. _The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
SOLDIER:_Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | "Busy day?"
"Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat."
"Four hours to bury a cat?!"
"Yes, it wouldn't keep still."
"Oh... It wasn't dead, then?"
"No, no - but it's not at all well, so we're going to be on the safe side."
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| smokeape |
Oh, don't grovel ... do get up! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people grovelling!!
:p
[[[smoke]]]
Ferry Corsten - Holding On |
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| insecurity |
| Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? |
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| insecurity |
Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime :D
My nipples explode with delight! |
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| Sand Leaper |
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and do the same to you
I love to hear you moralize
when I'm between your thigs, you blow me awaaaaaayyyyyyyyy... |
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| Pjotr G |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
Oh, don't grovel ... do get up! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people grovelling!!
:p
[[[smoke]]]
Ferry Corsten - Holding On |
- I'm sorry
And don't apologise! Everytime I try to talk to someone it's sorry this sorry that I'm not worthy.... |
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| Fundamental |
"Good evening. Here is the news for Parrots:
No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a PARROT. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.
The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a 4 million pound airliner deal....None of them entered the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, Yum." |
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