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Nomination for Nobel Prize of Literacy
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| djSlain |
Well, it seems that one of my stories may be picked up by a publisher within a few months. In fact, the idea itself is raising eyebrows over in Sweeden where all Nobel Prizes are given. This one is for Acheivement in Literature. It has touched the hearts of at least 1 person and scared this person to a frightening feasible theory about Earth's future and humanity's eventual de-civilization. I would like to thank myself for being that damn good.
anyways:
In a few years, the Earth will be reaching its maximum capacity and the abundancy of natural resources will start to drop at an extreme rate. The world leaders have come together to plot ideas on how to keep people safe.
It seems that survival of the human race now depends on the US (or whoever is that damn rich) top secret space project. They announce that their scientists KNEW that overpopulation would occour....50 years ago. There are already bases on and IN the moon to accomodate a large percentage of Earth's surviving population.
So, everyone in the world pays their bills and thus starts project "intergalactic u-hual." All the poor people are put into spaceship (tuna ships, as they call them) to the moon. All the rich people stay here on the Earth. Because of Earth's near apocalypse, and the human's ability to live through it, a new day starts. "0 year." They have also renamed the plant "genesis" and refer to themselvs as (Male) "adam" and (female) "eve"
well, the moon people do the same thing. The moon is renamed to Seed and there are (male) Coral and (female) Rose. Well, the people of Seed are absolutely furious at Genesis for putting them in such horrible conditions on the moon. Well, 50 years later, both planets are doing well, but now Seed Extremists are terrorizing Genesis and Genesis retaliates. lots of deaths.
and then....a civil war...
well, if i get the nobel prize for literature, then i'm going to follow my dreams to become an player of the NBA. |
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| whiskers |
"Nomination for nobel prize of literacy"
is that irony or what? |
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| djSlain |
| Liter is a measurement of volume. Acy is the guy from Saved By The Bell |
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| YaleTrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by djSlain
Well, it seems that one of my stories may be picked up by a publisher within a few months. In fact, the idea itself is raising eyebrows over in Sweeden where all Nobel Prizes are given. This one is for Acheivement in Literature. It has touched the hearts of at least 1 person and scared this person to a frightening feasible theory about Earth's future and humanity's eventual de-civilization. I would like to thank myself for being that damn good.
anyways:
In a few years, the Earth will be reaching its maximum capacity and the abundancy of natural resources will start to drop at an extreme rate. The world leaders have come together to plot ideas on how to keep people safe.
It seems that survival of the human race now depends on the US (or whoever is that damn rich) top secret space project. They announce that their scientists KNEW that overpopulation would occour....50 years ago. There are already bases on and IN the moon to accomodate a large percentage of Earth's surviving population.
So, everyone in the world pays their bills and thus starts project "intergalactic u-hual." All the poor people are put into spaceship (tuna ships, as they call them) to the moon. All the rich people stay here on the Earth. Because of Earth's near apocalypse, and the human's ability to live through it, a new day starts. "0 year." They have also renamed the plant "genesis" and refer to themselvs as (Male) "adam" and (female) "eve"
well, the moon people do the same thing. The moon is renamed to Seed and there are (male) Coral and (female) Rose. Well, the people of Seed are absolutely furious at Genesis for putting them in such horrible conditions on the moon. Well, 50 years later, both planets are doing well, but now Seed Extremists are terrorizing Genesis and Genesis retaliates. lots of deaths.
and then....a civil war...
well, if i get the nobel prize for literature, then i'm going to follow my dreams to become an player of the NBA. |
ah, so i see you started doing teh drugs. good huh? :stongue: |
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| djSlain |
| drugs? drugs are for people who have a small penis and they use drugs to make it look bigger when they stick the weed inside their penis, kinda like a bean bag |
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| djSlain |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
"Nomination for nobel prize of literacy"
is that irony or what? |
u did read that i was being nominated for an Oscar in sweeden? right? |
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| fitom tiel |
revolutionary!
the bastardised child of an Odoevsky novel and the French Regime with a dash of the Bible and Scientology, and yet not even as creative.
i just find it ironic that you might be picked up by a publisher in the following months and yet have a nomination for Achievement in Literature in Sweeden [sic].
such crap. |
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| djSlain |
what?
1. i don't understand what your talking about.
2. I don't understand your member name |
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| djSlain |
they were called Adams and Eves because 90% of the world follows religion, and a majority of these certain people believe that the first humans to be "created" are Adam and Eve. The fact that earth was so close to being destroyed (and it's people), they rename themselves Genesis as a rebirth to the world.
I thought of Seed as being a way to start something created by man, like growing a plant through the cracks of cement. Males are called Corals because they are the more aggressive of the genders and a somewhat relation to plant life. and Roses for the beauty of women, once again relating to plants, related to Seed |
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| Tudo Beleza |
| Where is Sweeden? I have only heard of Sweden before. I would have hated to have been your editor. |
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| Azz3D |
Not to be an ass, but I see at least 2 spelling mistakes and a grammar error.
Disregard the comment if that was a joke
:) |
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| MrSquirrel |
A Nobel Proze for being able to read and write?
Uhm, Interesting concept? :rolleyes:
MrS |
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