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What's a period? (pg. 7)
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
...i know i had sex ed in at least 8th grade and then in HS sometime... |
I had sex in 8th grade and then HS all the time... but I'm a whore so what do I know
As for periods, my gf is on this shot that stops it - i recommend it for all the girls until they are ready for some kids
I guess you kinda spot for the first 2 months but then you're clean as a whistle and can't get knocked up.
Condoms suck too, so there's another plus (new thread idea!!!) |
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| halexander837 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jinxed84
this thread is going to rock.
how old are you dude? |
20.
I never had the idea of asking a PE teacher what a period is.
I just thought about it while looking at a thread in the Chill Out Forum. |
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| halexander837 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spyder
i'm soo tempted to start a thread saying
Whats a cock?
and one saying
what does it mean when a person says they are sleeping with another person?
sex ed..... oh thouse where the days one year i think gr 7 (cuz our school system loved teach sex ed from gr 4 to gr 10) the teacher decided to make a question envelop so at the end of class everyone would get a scrap piece of paper and wirte down eather a comment, or question about sex ed. the following day the teacher would go through all the questions and answer them.
this was one of them:
which whole dose a boy stick his penis into?
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Those would might be the most stupid ass threads ever.
Everyone knows what a is and we all know what we stick it in. |
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| halexander837 |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
omg thats sick. :haha: Google image search pulls up a lot of weird crap. i use it a lot for work and i end up looking through weird pictures for hours.
me neither, they look like mini footballs under her skin. i prefer a rounder shape.
ehhhm i think this thread was created as a ploy to get people to talk about female private parts. :wtf: |
First of all lucid, I had no idea that a period occurs inside a woman. Actually, I forgot:clown: whoops.
I'm just asking a question. Not talking about a "whoopie" object. :mad: |
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| DaveSZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by halexander837
TA Girls, you gotta help me on something.
I hear this a lot on the radio and on TV.
What do you women mean when have a period? |
Did you have any sexual education in school? |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by halexander837
20.
I never had the idea of asking a PE teacher what a period is.
I just thought about it while looking at a thread in the Chill Out Forum. |
Holy moley, he's serious... alright sonny, here's how it works:
A woman has ovaries with a whole bunch of ova (or egg cells) in them. These are connected to the uterus (or womb) via the fallopian tubes. After puberty (when a girl becomes a woman, grows boobs, hips and undergoes other hormonal changes preparing her for childbirth), she begins to ovulate. This is a (roughyl) monthly cycle. Every month the uterus develops a vessel and nutrient rich lining preparing itself for the possibility of hosting a baby. At the same time an ovum (egg cell - microscopic in size) is released from one of the ovaries and travels down the fallopian tubes to the uterus. If the egg cell does not happen to meet with a sperm cell (from a man) in its trvels, then the woman's body aborts the whole operation and the lining along with the cell is evacuated via the vagina. Thus every month women have to wear devices like sanitary pads, or tampons to absorb the bloody discharge. This is known as menstruation or "a period". The hormonal action during these times often causes mood swings and grumpiness and what not... a situation which is not helped by the pain that sometimes accompanies the period.
*Now I would be very concerned if you didn't know the following:*
If, however the woman has sex with a man some time between ovulation and menstruation - that is, the man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina, thrusts it in and out for some period of time, until the man ejaculates seminal fluid, containing millions of sperm cells into her vagina. Well if that happens, then one of the millions of sperm cells may find its way to the ovum somewhere in the fallopian tubes and use enzymes to break into the ovum and release some genetic material. This combines with other genetic material already in the ovum to create a new cell which instantly begins to divide into more cells. The now "fertalized" cell attaches itself to the uterus and develops into a new human being which grows rapidly. Approximately nine months after this, the baby is fully developed and ready to be born.
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| DaveSZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Why embarass yourself though?
GOOGLE |
Just don't do an image search...:nervous: |
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| RussianRacerX |
| lets just say that the street sign: "dont block the box" doesnt fit in any better place than on a girls chest when shes having her period.:stongue: |
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| MisterOpus1 |
halexander837,
It would be most wise to disregard the following, blatant lie:
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
Holy moley, he's serious... alright sonny, here's how it works:
A woman has ovaries with a whole bunch of ova (or egg cells) in them. These are connected to the uterus (or womb) via the fallopian tubes. After puberty (when a girl becomes a woman, grows boobs, hips and undergoes other hormonal changes preparing her for childbirth), she begins to ovulate. This is a (roughyl) monthly cycle. Every month the uterus develops a vessel and nutrient rich lining preparing itself for the possibility of hosting a baby. At the same time an ovum (egg cell - microscopic in size) is released from one of the ovaries and travels down the fallopian tubes to the uterus. If the egg cell does not happen to meet with a sperm cell (from a man) in its trvels, then the woman's body aborts the whole operation and the lining along with the cell is evacuated via the vagina. Thus every month women have to wear devices like sanitary pads, or tampons to absorb the bloody discharge. This is known as menstruation or "a period". The hormonal action during these times often causes mood swings and grumpiness and what not... a situation which is not helped by the pain that sometimes accompanies the period.
*Now I would be very concerned if you didn't know the following:*
If, however the woman has sex with a man some time between ovulation and menstruation - that is, the man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina, thrusts it in and out for some period of time, until the man ejaculates seminal fluid, containing millions of sperm cells into her vagina. Well if that happens, then one of the millions of sperm cells may find its way to the ovum somewhere in the fallopian tubes and use enzymes to break into the ovum and release some genetic material. This combines with other genetic material already in the ovum to create a new cell which instantly begins to divide into more cells. The now "fertalized" cell attaches itself to the uterus and develops into a new human being which grows rapidly. Approximately nine months after this, the baby is fully developed and ready to be born.
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This is patently false. The real understanding of a woman undergoing that time from which she experiences a "period" is more accurately depicted here:
From the moment of conception between a male and female, God decides which sex is to be created for that particular couple (your mother and father, for instance). IF God chooses a female to be born, He then decides to slip into your genetic code a minor gene variation (cross-over mutation) onto the 14th chromosome. The proper term for this gene is whackus-passionus insanitus, or "whacky-passion insanity", in modern English. This gene, in turn, influences the gene next to it, called monthus violentus moodus swingus, and effectively turns this silent gene "on".
But God is not finished with effectively shuffling the formerly perfect genetic sequence (which was male) into His creation of a female. A second mutation occurs on the 16th chromosome (single base substitution). This particular mutation effects the physiology of the woman - and specifically effects the bleedus likus riverus gene. Furthermore, this particular mutation influences yet 2 other genes, the first is called the uncontrollabus raunchus blowus assus gene, which may often be noticeable by the occasional odiferous "scent" a female gives off uncontrollably a few days preceeding the "period" event, as well as during the event itself. The second gene being influenced is the crampus fromus hellus, which as you might have guessed controls intermittent cramping, particularly in the lower stomach region. Often times the latter gene (crampus fromus hellus) has a great influence on the former gene (uncontrollabus raunchus blowus assus).
I hope this clears things up for you a little more. I must apologize for my friend, astroboy, for muddying the waters the way he did. I don't know if it was deliberate on his part, but hopefully we've all learned a little bit more here. In conclusion, just remember it's all about God influencing chemistry.
Thanks,
Opus1 |
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| cviper |
Now there's a more important question: Do vampire chicks have periods too? If so, do the .. uhm ... recycle the blood?
:toothless :p |
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| Cosmic |
Dude, grils are for ******s!
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