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Sex with condoms sucks!!! (pg. 9)
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
In spite of all their promises, sex with condom sucks.
They don't ever call you back :p |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
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(I just need to run a few errands :p) |
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| trewqy |
I remembered when I was in grade 4-5 when i was 11 years old.
I had this hawt teacher who thought we were teenagers or something. She talked about going clubbing and sex when we boys were more interested in who had the coolest yoyo... Anyways..
She talked about wearing a condom.I had no idea wtf a condom was so yeah..She continued by tellinh the girls that "dont ever let a guy convince u that he'll "shoot outside" ". Of course non of us understood it back then, but i bet all of us in that class still remembers that lesson. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by trewqy
I remembered when I was in grade 4-5 when i was 11 years old.
I had this hawt teacher who thought we were teenagers or something. She talked about going clubbing and sex when we boys were more interested in who had the coolest yoyo... Anyways..
She talked about wearing a condom.I had no idea wtf a condom was so yeah..She continued by tellinh the girls that "dont ever let a guy convince u that he'll "shoot outside" ". Of course non of us understood it back then, but i bet all of us in that class still remembers that lesson. |
That's the best part about sex and children. There are loads of things I heard in my childhood that I only understood many years later.
And those were valuable lessons :thepirate |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
That's the best part about sex and children. There are loads of things I heard in my childhood that I only understood many years later.
And those were valuable lessons :thepirate |
what about those of us who can't remember anything for the most part? what if i shouldn't have had sex with 2-3 women per week for the past 8-9 years? am i going to die tomorrow? :nervous:  |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
what about those of us who can't remember anything for the most part? what if i shouldn't have had sex with 2-3 women per week for the past 8-9 years? am i going to die tomorrow? :nervous: |
If you were to die of something, that would be of exhaustion: I mean, how the hell do you find time for about one thousand one hundred and forty seven women and a dildo? :D |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
If you were to die of something, that would be of exhaustion: I mean, how the hell do you find time for about one thousand one hundred and forty seven women and a dildo? :D |
maybe because i exaggerated slightly :p
lets see, i used to get laid about once a week starting at around age 13... age 15 started to look more like twice a week, i guess i was the most promiscuous at around 17 with 2-3 per week, then at the army i was monogamous with one girl for 2 and a half years, but we had quickies almost every day, from then on it was about once a week with the same girl and occassionally her friends... so like 1.3 per week, and the last year i've seen a lot more of her friends than her cause she started going to the university. lets calculate:
13->15 = 104 weeks, ~104 sexorz
15->17 = 104 weeks x 2, ~208 sexorz
17->18 = 52 weeks x 2.5 = ~130 sexorz
18->20 = 104 weeks x 5.5 = ~572 sexorz :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
20->21 = 52 weeks x 1.3 = ~70 sexorz
to a grand total of ~1084... literally ing hell, what the ! :eyespop: :eyespop:
i guess you weren't too far off the mark after all :nervous:
as for the dildo, i don't remember which month i got it, but i use it about 3-4 times a week lol
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| Psy-T |
| i never realized i had that much sex, i have no idea how to take it lol.. never counted before :nervous: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
to a grand total of ~1084... literally ing hell, what the ! :eyespop: :eyespop: |
Did you wear condoms?
Otherwise, you should change your name do Abraham: by now, you are the father of Israel :D |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Did you wear condoms?
Otherwise, you should change your name do Abraham: by now, you are the father of Israel :D |
yeah, except for the one i was monogamous with, in a period when she didn't have a boyfriend we went bareback, but that was a short period, other than that condoms must've been my third largest expense after music and tobacco |
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| Psy-T |
| am i a sex addict? do i need therapy? :confused: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
yeah, except for the one i was monogamous with, in a period when she didn't have a boyfriend we went bareback |
Lovely :p |
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