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who WOULD you get it on with on NYTA? (pg. 28)
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| vtec junkie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Shamez214
:stongue: more diverstiy in nyta. flta has about 4 or 5 chicks. granted, all are hot, but still. nytas got lots of females and the ratio of hot to not-so-hot is very good |
:) :D ;) :eek: :cool: :p :eyespop: :stongue: :thepirate :tongue3 :disbelief :clown: :wtf: :tongue2 :gsmile: :toothless |
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| Shamez214 |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
:) :D ;) :eek: :cool: :p :eyespop: :stongue: :thepirate :tongue3 :disbelief :clown: :wtf: :tongue2 :gsmile: :toothless |
dont think you can be me muh' a. i eat eat eat mcs for lunch, breakfast, dinner... |
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| vtec junkie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Shamez214
:stongue: more diverstiy in nyta. flta has about 4 or 5 chicks. granted, all are hot, but still. nytas got lots of females and the ratio of hot to not-so-hot is very good |
:) :D ;) :eek: :cool: :p :eyespop: :stongue: :thepirate :tongue3 :disbelief :clown: :wtf: :tongue2 :gsmile: :toothless  |
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| Shamez214 |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
:) :D ;) :eek: :cool: :p :eyespop: :stongue: :thepirate :tongue3 :disbelief :clown: :wtf: :tongue2 :gsmile: :toothless |
damn... you win! |
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| intelligent77 |
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| Shamez214 |
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| intelligent77 |
| not that you peeps care.. but yum yum yum to da boyz.. welll nysus and moove (outter two) in my sig! |
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| TrancEdifice |
Vlad, trust me, there are others who have it much, much worse than you. I do not know what you look like but I am going to venture to say that your somatotype(body type) and facial symmetry, as well as that of most TA males that I have seen, fall within the range of acceptability in the eyes of the the TA and Western (or Westernized, at the very least) female populations of legal and/or reproductive ages, which would explain the superior quantity of experinces that some of you have, or, if not, at least in the numbers of female frienships that you have forged. I know some people, outside of TA for instance, who do not come even close to approximating not only standard physical archetypes prevalent in the West and Westernized parts of the world( ie. muscular upper body in men) but also suffer from aberrations and deviances in expected modes of behavior( ie demonstrating one's intellect, especially if one belongs to a racial minority, is a no-no, even if one is CONSIDERED undesriable and one's only hope is to use that intellect to attempt to compensate, ************ of one's actual attractiveness).
Now, my list of TA females that I have considered at one point or another. I will not list their names directly; I will provide them in clues. This list is in no order, chronological, or othwerwise, btw:
1)God is her Judge
2)She wept for her children in captivity
3)She is known as a river goddess in Irish mythology
4)She whose name is an English variant of the Danish variant of a name of an underworld goddess.
Let the record show that when I found out that they had partners, I tried establishing frienships with two and failed. The other two I suceeded somewhat with, but they are little more than aquaintances.
Now, someone else mentioned that at some point the convo turned from sex to food. The reason why that might have happend it is because their is a very close correlation between sex and food. Some believe that the f- word is derived from the Danish word "fokken" which is to breed cattle, if I am not mistken. Others believe that it is derived from an Old English word which means to "sow a seed". Which ever which way you look at it, both are activities that are agricultural in nature. Agriculture, you may or may not know, is the cornerstone of sedentary civilization (compared to nomadic ones), and our's is a descendent of such civilizations. Furthermore, many words and terms for human genitals and the things that one can do with them( ie, "cherries" and "eating ", "sasuage parties" and "smoking sausauge") have gastronomic allusions.
So, remember, three very important rules:
1) Those of you who posses great intellignce, and I do notice that among many of you, hide it. Women hate intelligence, especially in great amounts. Evidence: that guy with the two or three degrees in Legally Blonde, who Elle had to pretend top be his ex to get him a date. Further evidence( in real life): Bush II has a wife and I am among those who have not gotten so much as a smile in all of my years of life.
2). Be courteous to women but not that courteous. Under any circumstances don't call her "milday" or use the word "pulchritude" to compliment them. Chivalry is dead on this planet, and in others that was a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away( see beginning of Episode II). I suspect that none of you would, in the first place, but in case you get the idea to, do not. "Chick" and "hot" are more liable to work even in the mouth of a monster, than the aforementioned in the mouth of an angel( not that I am an angel. I am just saying).
3) Always be confident. Confidence is so crucial that a wife-beater with just a little, stands a better chance to win a woman's heart than a pro-choicer or anti-FGM advocate who lacks confidence. Its not that I lack confidence, it is that when I look about me I notice that those who approximate certain physical/behavioral archetypes that are diffrent than mine, always seem to frustrate my attmpts. You may say that I should alter my behavior, but like Vlad, I am also incapable of treating others with malice. To change my behavior and personality its tantamount to ask me to change my skin color; I cannot. I am contemplating dropping out of this "game" because it almost seems like whatever or whomever created this universe wants me and others like myself, to fail. Evidence: I failed at TA, and elsewhere, with women of every subculture, race, nationality, while Bin Laden murdured thousands and has three wives; and even children. I am slowly learning to take the "hint": don't reproduce or engage in any reproductive activities( in other words: reproductive sex and not even recreational sex).
Btw, thanks guys for the thread. I managed to organize some more thoughts that have been swimming aroung my head for awhile. |
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| BxNemo |
| You were typing that for how many days? |
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| Shamez214 |
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::crickets chirping::
just kidding. interesting, but LONGGGGGGGG read. and you're the one telling us to hide our intellect... hypocrite |
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| TrancEdifice |
| Since about 7PM. You see I have not posted for a while now. And whenever I do, I look to make it good. |
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| Shamez214 |
| quote: | Originally posted by TrancEdifice
Since about 7PM. You see I have not posted for a while now. And whenever I do, I look to make it good. |
well you failed!!!!!!!!! 'look to make it look good.' never post here again! you are an abomination to all things nyta! :toothless :wtf: :gsmile: :gsmile: :wtf: :toothless |
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