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hellooo, you have reached dave's birthday cake shop...
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| Philby |
...im not here right now, im out killing pepperoni. if you want to reach me, if you want a birthday cake, i don't care, im not here, can't you realise that, idiot? but, if you need a birthday cake in the next few days i can have it delivered to you, or maybe i will staple it to you. i don't care what you want on it, every birthday cake comes with pepperoni and 9mm bullets on it. if you don't like it i don't care you will receive one anyhow, the only difference is maybe the bullets will be in a gun, or maybe they will be on your birthday cake.
if you don't around, i give you good birthday cake, if you do around i take a pepperoni and punch it through your head. so if you want cream, shut up, if you want frosting, what the hell is frosting anyway shut up with the frosting. if you want something crazy like candles i kill you! if you like pepperoni and bullets you've come to the right place. if not you an idiot and you deserve to die!
so, leave your name, number, serial number, how tall you are, whether you are susceptible to any diseases, and if you are maybe i give you a birthday cake or maybe i break off your arms.
happy birthday dave :D
hope you have a good one!
dave knows what im talkin bout |
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| Paulie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Philby
...im not here right now, im out killing pepperoni. if you want to reach me, if you want a birthday cake, i don't care, im not here, can't you realise that, idiot? but, if you need a birthday cake in the next few days i can have it delivered to you, or maybe i will staple it to you. i don't care what you want on it, every birthday cake comes with pepperoni and 9mm bullets on it. if you don't like it i don't care you will receive one anyhow, the only difference is maybe the bullets will be in a gun, or maybe they will be on your birthday cake.
if you don't around, i give you good birthday cake, if you do around i take a pepperoni and punch it through your head. so if you want cream, shut up, if you want frosting, what the hell is frosting anyway shut up with the frosting. if you want something crazy like candles i kill you! if you like pepperoni and bullets you've come to the right place. if not you an idiot and you deserve to die!
so, leave your name, number, serial number, how tall you are, whether you are susceptible to any diseases, and if you are maybe i give you a birthday cake or maybe i break off your arms.
happy birthday dave :D
hope you have a good one!
dave knows what im talkin bout |
LOL happy bday dave!!!
Do it, do it now!!!! |
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| narcism |
Happy Birthday Dave
Have a great weekend and ive still got to send u those armin photos hahah |
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| Antistatic |
happy birthday |
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| webmeister |
| Have a good one mate :D |
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| Philby |
| hehe i think his actual bday is on tuesday but that doesnt matter, a pre-emptive birthday thread should be ok :p :) |
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| DaveBegic |
dude thats the best greeting card i've ever read let alone received :) thanks very much for this pre-emptive (yeah, bday is tomorrow but i still <3 you all) b'day gifts.
i only have one thing left to say to you all..
run, save yourself, just go.. GET TO THE CHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
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| jizza |
... one day later
happy bday davey boy!!! hope you have a luffly day mate, look forward to catchin up over a few peach archers.
:) |
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| DaveBegic |
for sure man,
like i told paul my cars off the road so when i get a new set of wheels i can make it around melb and we can get together for drinks
and then it's on like donkey kong |
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| JulesPLees |
Happy birthday Dave, hope all your birthday wishes come true.
And have a good trip down to tassie.:) |
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| 00soups00 |
happy birthday dave
all the best for a great day.. |
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveBegic
dude thats the best greeting card i've ever read let alone received :) thanks very much for this pre-emptive (yeah, bday is tomorrow but i still <3 you all) b'day gifts.
i only have one thing left to say to you all..
run, save yourself, just go.. GET TO THE CHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
haha glad you liked it, hope you had a good day :) |
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