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tall paul 2
OK, so i got this Irish mate whose always ripping the piss out the english with his jokes and need some good ones to get back at him! Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman jokes, Paddy Murphy etc!!! HELP!
tink
i thought this thread was gonna have a load of joke in it :( :(
ah well ill try and remember some and get back to you :D
galdamez
http://www.users.bigpond.com/kirwilli/jokes/jokes.htm
Mikado
OK

Why dont scots kilts have zippers????






Cuz sheep can hear a zipper at 50 yards.
Mikado
How many useless drunken paddys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10.
1 to screw in the light bulb.
And 9 to break into a barn and molest young sheep in a drunken orgy. :D
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