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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
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discitelli
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk ..

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk ...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

And as an added extra;
I must be going home now as I have work in the morning."

:D
Vyse
LOL Especialy (How do you type that word anyway???) these 3

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.


:stongue: :stongue:
N|te-L|fe
"Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street."


BWAHAHA
Maarthuh
Do you speak from experience? :tongue2
Busy Child
officer
Aristronica
i've refused to sleep with someone when i was drunk... call me different.
Sand Leaper
quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
call me different.


Or not drunk enuff.
razzi
quote:
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.





great post
trancepixie17
quote:
Originally posted by discitelli
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk ..

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk ...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

And as an added extra;
I must be going home now as I have work in the morning."

:D



Guess I wouldn't know *oh the irony*:rolleyes:
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