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Auction on eJay!!!!
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
right ive not had sex for a while, and well id like to not be not having sex. so here it is ladies... the very first 10 day auction on eJay.
we have x1 22 year old male from mansfield nottinghamshire, 6'4", lightish brown hair in sum stupid fashion, slim build, GSOH, i have a great taste in music but no-on e else seems to think so, i have a moderately large penis [shaved if the winner desires]. will travel to anywhere throughout the UK for one whole night of steamy passion and down right illicit smutty goodness.
Bids start at five pounds with increments of £2.50
happy bidding.
payment methods:
JayPal
or cash on delivery |
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| Coup |
^^ Id rather shag this than you. |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| serious bidders only plz kthxbye |
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| Coup |
| i wasnt a bidder, i was a mocker. |
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| jon |
| do you spin a juicy red apple is nice :P |
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| Sand Leaper |
^^^^
does that thing have implants as well? :wtf: |
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| mentalbarter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Coup
^^ Id rather shag this than you. |
:eyes:
incidentally it seems a lot of the UKTAs are damn tall |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by jon
do you spin a juicy red apple is nice :P |
im in the process of sending it to luke to rip mate, sorry once again but it will be with you shortly :) |
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| narcism |
look, ill be the first one to bid for you jay
Its cheaper then getting a dirty hooker from the street :eyes: |
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| Jamie_ |
Pah
I hate straight auctions :mad: |
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