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Dictionary of obscure sexual terms
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| prolikewhoa |
| that's ing disgusting. |
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| Drifter |
| hehe got some funny ones there |
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| e*motion |
The Mung
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth
I honestly feel sick :confused: |
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| TweeK |
| OMG this is funny:D :D |
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| TweeK |
My fav.
Donkey Punch
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate. |
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| kypez |
The Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. |
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| maxstradamus |
LOL :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
this has got to be the funniest thing i've seen in a while.
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| Galapidate |
| The Jedi Mind Trick :haha: :stongue: |
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| malek |
The Zombie Mask
While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
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| CityKitty |
that is hilarious. It reminds me of when I first heard of all of them back in high school.
the Donkey punch is a classic:stongue: |
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| tennessee_raver |
lol
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