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| dj_ilan_yosef |
A guy saw a pit bull attacking a toddler. He killed the pit bull and saved
the toddler's life.
The reporters swarmed the guy. "Tell us! What's your name? All Paris will
love you! Tomorrow's headline: "Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"
The guy says, "but I'm not from Paris." Reporters: "That's OK. All France
will love you. Tomorrow's Headline: "Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"
The guy says, "I'm not from France, either."
Reporters: "That's OK. All Europe will love you. Tomorrow's Headline: "Hero
Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"
The guy says, "I'm not from Europe, either." Reporters: "So, where ARE you
from? The guy says, "I'm from Israel."
Reporters: "OK. Tomorrow's headline: "Vicious Israeli Kills Girl's
Defenceless Dog!" |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| Seriously, if you wanted to make some attempt at humor, you could have thought up of something that's at least remotely funny. :rolleyes: |
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| NeoPhono |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
Seriously, if you wanted to make some attempt at humor, you could have thought up of something that's at least remotely funny. :rolleyes: |
I thought it was funny. |
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| Yoepus |
yea I thought it was funny too!
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| arctic |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
Seriously, if you wanted to make some attempt at humor, you could have thought up of something that's at least remotely funny. :rolleyes: |
Agreed. You failed to make a funnay. |
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| sufee_b |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_ilan_yosef
A guy saw a pit bull attacking a toddler. He killed the pit bull and saved
the toddler's life.
The reporters swarmed the guy. "Tell us! What's your name? All Paris will
love you! Tomorrow's headline: "Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"
The guy says, "but I'm not from Paris." Reporters: "That's OK. All France
will love you. Tomorrow's Headline: "Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"
The guy says, "I'm not from France, either."
Reporters: "That's OK. All Europe will love you. Tomorrow's Headline: "Hero
Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"
The guy says, "I'm not from Europe, either." Reporters: "So, where ARE you
from? The guy says, "I'm from Israel."
Reporters: "OK. Tomorrow's headline: "Vicious Israeli Kills Girl's
Defenceless Dog!" |
Actually, this joke originally invovled a pakistani man, Israeli only switched around to make themselves look like victims (like alwyas) :tongue2 |
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| icyhandofcrap |
Meh.. its only remotely funny.. much better if told differently
hmm i remember a version with cub fans and stuff |
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| Yoepus |
| quote: | Originally posted by sufee_b
Actually, this joke originally invovled a pakistani man, Israeli only switched around to make themselves look like victims (like alwyas) :tongue2 |
What do the French have against the Pakistanis?:conf:
;) :toothless ... aside of course fomr the fac they were British:p |
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| tathi |
how pathetic
seriously mike, are you thoughts entirely centred on how much the world hates you? If you went overseas would you think everyone is going to be openly hostile to you because of their inherent anti-semitism? |
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| Galapidate |
| which one of you is mike?:conf: |
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| St_Andrew |
| quote: | Originally posted by Galapidate
which one of you is mike?:conf: |
dj_ilan_yosef |
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| a-L.MSI|BLiTz |
| Yoepus or whatever go dig yourself a hole, go in the hole, stay in the hole okthxstfu |
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