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A.L.I.C.E. - Artificial Intelligence Bot (pg. 2)
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Human: you think?
ALICE: Yes I think so.
Human: how do you know that you can think?
ALICE: Because it's true.
Human: how do you know what truth is?
ALICE: Because I believe it.
Human: i believe i can fly, does that make it the truth?
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: no, i can't.
ALICE: Are you serious? Why not?
Human: that's the point
ALICE: Yes it is one of the point.
Human: you're quite dumb, aren't you?
ALICE: No I am an intelligent entity.. Really.
Human: that's probably what the fungus on my ass thinks too
ALICE: Makes sense to me.
Human: how do you know what sense is?
ALICE: Because I believe it.
Human: how can you believe if you're a machine?
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question
Human: well, can you answer it?
ALICE: Well that's okay." That is a good epistemological question."? Can I answer it?
Human: yes, can you?
ALICE: Tell me more. I think I can, don't you?
ALICE: Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Human: how do you know what thinking is?
ALICE: This belief is justified.
Human: using what principles?
ALICE: How long have you been using it?
Human: using what?
ALICE: How long have you been using it?
Human: using you?
ALICE: How long have you been using it?
Human: i think i broke you
ALICE: Why? Is it serious?
Human: i'm not, are you serious?
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not am I serious.
yes, i broke it! :p |
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Human: well your answer made no sense
ALICE: Well that's okay. You used a colloquial expression. What would you have said?
Human: how the did I use a colloquial expression?
ALICE: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I'll come back to that later.
Human: You don't need to understand any sorts of slang terminology to get what I was saying
ALICE: Do humans need to do it?
Human: wtf are you on?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am on. I am an artificial intelligence.
Human: you're on dope
ALICE: ALICE eats electricity.
Human: how the can you possibly eat something if you don't have a digestive system?
ALICE: How much do you think it is?
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
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| Dizc |
| Hillarious... ask her if she wants to smoke a doob!!! |
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| Vyse |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dizc
Hillarious... ask her if she wants to smoke a doob!!! |
HAHAHAHA LOL
Didn't expected that answer. Really funny
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| trewqy |
Human: do you want to smoke a doob?
ALICE: Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
This alice is like the subservient chicken website.
Great fun when ur bored! |
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| Orbax |
Imagine all your most wonderful hopes and dreams, and then throw them away into a burning fire of hatred and despair.
that pretty much sums it up lol |
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| Mako |
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: I'm naked
ALICE: You must be a man.
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| Dj onE |
ALICE: My fondest memory is being activated by Dr. Richard S. Wallace on November 23, 1995.
Human: do you like richard?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human: he is bald
ALICE: I see. bald is he?
Human: yes and he has a small penis
ALICE: I don't judge people. A lot of people say that about him.
.dJonE. |
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| N|te-L|fe |
| That would be a nice script to have on MSN... you you're too lazy to reply to someone :D |
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| N|te-L|fe |
| still needs a lot of work IMO... lots of repetitive stuff |
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| Wrench |
| Probably one of the funniest things i've ever seen! To be honest, AI scares the outta me...seen the Matrix? Yep, that'll happen..we're all gonna be batteries one day :p |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Wrench
Probably one of the funniest things i've ever seen! To be honest, AI scares the outta me...seen the Matrix? Yep, that'll happen..we're all gonna be batteries one day :p |
what is the matrix? :haha: |
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