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| vtec junkie |
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards
who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!
And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your low-income
asses in the train, cause we are going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to
go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to
use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a
pleasant one."
She then hears the little boy continue,
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand
luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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| xGirlx |
| That was hilarious! |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
:haha:
Here's one I read today that made me laff..
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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "Really? What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!" |
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| placebo |
| hahahahaha ROFL awesome @ both |
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| Tranc3 |
| Yeah heard the first one, second one was mint. |
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| vtec junkie |
| :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| fbgdavidson |
That plays on the same lines as a joke I heard a few years back, its very lengthy so I'll see if this punchline means anything to anyone
'Come in you bastard, wipe your feet on the , my Dad's upstairs shaving his bollocks' |
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| Ian^ |
| lmfao @ Both of them :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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