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I broke both my wrists
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| Incantation_UK |
| Never try and hang on the rim for nthe first time off a one-legged jump, cause I did it and ended up breaking both of my wrists. I've been close to being able to hang for a while so I actually tried to grab it, was going to fast and when i grabbed it swung up and next thing I knew I had hit the deck and was looking at a screwed left wrist. I initiallythought I had only done my lef, althouh my right caned, so actually picked up my ball and drinks bottle and walked nhome with two broken wrists, although ii ALMOST FEINTED AT THE SIDE OF NTHE ROAD. Luckily my mums a nurse and she sat me down and let my bloodpressure get back to normal, alyhugh being sat down in yoiur garden for 10 minutes while in agony didnt seem the best thing for me. sher drove me to hosp[ital and i got seen to and givern morphine which was sooo good. They then said they were gonna 'pull' my wrist as i had a colles break in my left, look up a pic, so the doctor stuck this massive needle in my wrist without teloling me. THE MOST DISGUSTIGN THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. i could hear it hitting all the bones, horrible crunching sound, and could feel it to, as well as it going all the way into my wrist. i was then on laughing gas fr 1/2 an hour and then they decided not to pull it and i would have an operation the next day. so i was nil b y mouth from midnight sunday and was meant to have my operation monday morning. it then got put back till the afternoon and i didnt get operated on till 3. till thebni was just sat in my bed sweatring loads not really being able to move really nd just in loads f pain - worst morning of my life. when the op was fiished my blood pressure was apparently really high so i was in the recoverrt room for 1/2 hour with all these people rushing round me and i was so hot and sweaty thinking something was seriously wrong. i was actually fine, but when i gt taken back to the ward at 4.30 i was relly dehydrated as i hadnt drunk for 17 hours so i wasnt feeling goo9d, althouh iwas given loadsa water. felt alright after sleeping it off and m back home now. but its a bitch ow cant do much and have to hoppe my right is ok soon as gt my a levels at the end of june. but at least i wont have anytyhing to distract me from studying. |
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| Streakfury |
Unlucky mate. Still, you managed to type out your little story with two broken wrists, so that's something!!
:haha: ;) :p |
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| Tranc3 |
| If you break both your wrists, and then proceed to type with them to tell people of your ordeal, you just might be an addict. |
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| Incantation_UK |
| I can move my fingers fine, just can't really move m,y thumb and obv cant put any pressure on my wrists. my left is a lot worse than my right though. my left i suffered a colles break but my right is just a fairly small fracture. my left is fully in cast but my right is only in a splint so ive got a fdair bit of movement in it. |
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| placebo |
damn that ing sucks.
i fractured my wrist riding my bike to driver's ed one time.
in walmart bikes. |
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| whiskers |
| sorry to hear that, mate. it's kinda weird that you broke them on the rim... |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
sorry to hear that, mate. it's kinda weird that you broke them on the rim... |
heheh that's what i was thinking. i remember when i used to play basketball sometimes you'd hurt your hand on it, but i've never known anyone to break their wrists..
if people give you just be like "at least i can dunk on your ass bitch"
hehe :stongue: |
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| PhilBaXteR |
I have broke both my wrists, not at the same time though! It was a bastard as it was with only one good wrist! Unlucky mate........ NO WANKING FOR YOU HAHAHA! :D
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| Boomer187 |
damn, that sounds like it hurt. I guess this is a bad time to bring up the time when I did a 360 dunk, b-ball players were impressed.
but yeah, I broke/dislocated my finger skatin, teh doc numbed it witha huge needle, felt my finger and asked if I could feel that, i guess i couldn't...but half way through the answer he yanked back, dislocating it totally then he rolled it into place for 3 minutes...using his pen, jamming it...
lkndjfknpan
i am still wierded out by it, my fingers get all aaahhh, i can't ype anymore... |
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| audi0v0x |
| ..this means no wanking for a while..hope you have a g/f! :p |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
heheh that's what i was thinking. i remember when i used to play basketball sometimes you'd hurt your hand on it, but i've never known anyone to break their wrists..
if people give you just be like "at least i can dunk on your ass bitch"
hehe :stongue: |
well, i'm thinking that if you manage to break your wrists while doing that... you either have VERY weak bones (meaning you should keep away from dangerous activities like that) or you're fat (meaning, how did you get up there in the first place)
and i bet someone else will post it, so i'll go ahead and beat them to it: i bet going to the bathroom is quite a problem now >_<
so's wanking probably :p |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Incantation_UK
I can move my fingers fine, just can't really move m,y thumb and obv cant put any pressure on my wrists. |
Can you masturbate? If not that is really an ordeal. :(
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
heheh that's what i was thinking. i remember when i used to play basketball sometimes you'd hurt your hand on it, but i've never known anyone to break their wrists.. |
I guess it's true white guys can't jump :haha: |
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