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Unexplainable!!!!
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CyberTeraz
When I went for a poo today, no poo came out....only wind. Yet when I removed my whitefronts later on, there were mysterious brown stains on the back of them!

Discuss....
swisstoni
um...'loose' wind? very odd. :wtf:
Streakfury
Euuwwwwww. That's weird. It's worse when you think you need a fart and you follow through than it is to need a dump and only wind comes out.

:p
Cru5ad3r
jamie is to blame here ..
Jamie_
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Originally posted by Cru5ad3r
jamie is to blame here ..


pfffft

Just cause i appear in those dreams you have about pants, whips and chains dont mean im to blame here

:rolleyes:
sykadelik
Ahhhhh, that is what can only be described as a phantom e :D
MaRt
This is without a doubt the scariest thing that has ever happened. :eyes:
Ste
i reckon you had a very sloppy poo but not much of it, and loads of gas, and when you did the the gas burst out and a bit of sloppy poo got blown out into your arse crack but coz there was hardly any its just smudged in ur arse and didnt fall off into the toilet.


and that my friends solves the mystery!
dukes
quote:
Originally posted by Ste
i reckon you had a very sloppy poo but not much of it, and loads of gas, and when you did the the gas burst out and a bit of sloppy poo got blown out into your arse crack but coz there was hardly any its just smudged in ur arse and didnt fall off into the toilet.


and that my friends solves the mystery!


thats probly the rankest thing ive read all day:nervous:
tu_face
or maybe what you thought was just gas, actually had a tiny amount of poo in it.

did you wipe your arse after the phantom e? or did you not wipe your arse thinking that it was ok cos there wasn't any poo..?

maybe you will learn your lesson!

slinkyhead
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Originally posted by Ste
i reckon you had a very sloppy poo but not much of it, and loads of gas, and when you did the the gas burst out and a bit of sloppy poo got blown out into your arse crack but coz there was hardly any its just smudged in ur arse and didnt fall off into the toilet.


and that my friends solves the mystery!


i was eating when i read that. im not hunrgy any more :whip:
TrAnCeAkI
LOL.. maybe it was just gas and then since it came out the poo got jealous and decided it would come out too!:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
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