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PoLiTzEi Jokes
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| sbriggs |
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (This is OK in
Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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| tranceDJ |
| LOL...I love that last one:D |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
| quote: | Originally posted by sbriggs
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
8. I pay your salary!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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funny! D :D :D
I think im planning on using one of the above ... one of these days..hehehhehe :p
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| dazza |
lol the last one is excellant
dazza:cool: |
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| TyBy7996 |
bro if you tell them number 6, they might beat you to death... hhahahhahah
i like number 11 too |
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| Dj Martijn |
| quote: | Originally posted by sbriggs
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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haha that1 is gr8:)haha cool.and yeah the last 1 is good 2:) |
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| YELLOWBEE |
LOL, i used number 6 before... but instead of saying good physical condition i said... "i thought all policeman were supposed to be good looking"
hehehheh:D :D :D :D
cyaaaaa
Ybeee |
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| Juricimo |
hehe....police jokes....really funny....kinda makes me wanna say them the next time i get pulled over, but i'll control myself and act well mannered....
>JM< |
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| rawkus rowan |
| haha they're cool, laughing my ass off! |
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| PhaseFour |
hahhaha nice ones
i just got my permit a month ago, and if i ever get pulled over, i know what to do now!
but this doesnt compare against this thing they have now. if they pull u over for a dui or something...u can press this button, and it says "officer, by investigating me, you are in flagrant violation of my constitutional rights as an american citizen" or somehting like that heh :p |
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