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Hehe...my friend is crazy
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| Orbax |
This is following a huge block of thoughts:
"Also, I've decided that paragraphs are for retards. I mean, if you can get lost in a couple of inches of type, then you really shouldn't be reading at all. You should be watching South Park or something. Many of the greatest thinkers in history lived prior to the advent of the paragraph, which was introduced with much hullabaloo by the Earl of Sandwich and Ben Franklin when they hosted the Tonight Show (before Jack Parr and Johnny Carson). And then there's Stephen Hawking. He doesn't use paragraphs either. 1. because he's very smart; and 2. because it wouldn't make a sound on his robot voice machine and it's a hard key to hit with his tongue. Christopher Reeve might use paragraphs-wait, no! I guess he would use quadragraphs, wouldn't he?" |
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| Slylee |
| yea, i'd say he's missing a few screws |
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| Streakfury |
Well there's my philosphical needs fullfilled for one evening. I'm off to the pub to play some pool.
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| Orbax |
| hehe. Hes actually the smartest person Ive ever met. This guy is a genius...just has issues lol. |
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| xKaoSx |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
hehe. Hes actually the smartest person Ive ever met. This guy is a genius...just has issues lol. |
Issues? Sounds like he has lifetime subscriptions! |
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| placebo |
| I want to hear Stephen Hawking say "n00b". |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | | Christopher Reeve might use paragraphs-wait, no! I guess he would use quadragraphs, wouldn't he?" |
haha
quadragraphs :p ! |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by placebo
I want to hear Stephen Hawking say "n00b". |
(from the Simpsons)
*in stephen hawking's voice*
" time for this hawk to fly away"
then he blasts away in his heli-chair
:haha: :haha: |
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