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| occrider |
Is this a common problem in Croatia? :p
Offbeat - AFP
Croatia's Euro 2004 squad warned against "acrobatic sex"
Thu May 27, 1:09 PM ET Add Offbeat - AFP to My Yahoo!
ZAGREB (AFP) - Croatia's Euro 2004 players will be allowed to see their wives and girlfriends after each Euro 2004 match in Portugal but should refrain from any "acrobatic sex" in order to avoid possible injuries, the squad's doctor said.
"I am aware that 'normality' will not put anyone in jeopardy. The most important thing is that it does not involve any 'excessive sex'," Zoran Bahtijarevic told local media.
Asked to define "excessive", Bahtijarevic replied "acrobatic sex" without elaborating.
Coach Otto Baric wants to minimize the risk of injuries, he explained.
Croatia, who finished third at France 98 but failed to qualify for Euro 2000, are currently preparing for Portugal at a mountain training camp.
In Portugal Croatia will play in Group B alongside title-holders France, England and Switzerland.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...ad_040527170921 |
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| Moongoose |
Lol i think it is :) But i dont think its just in croatia, im 95% certain that here in slovenia footbalers were forbiden to have sex until the euro cup was over. Maybe thats why we sucked so much :D
As for acrobatic sex...those croatian women are crazy you never know what they might be thinking off :D |
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| stevebutabi |
| the 48 hour rule holds strong |
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| anuneventrade |
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| St_Andrew |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moongoose
Lol i think it is :) But i dont think its just in croatia, im 95% certain that here in slovenia footbalers were forbiden to have sex until the euro cup was over. Maybe thats why we sucked so much :D |
aha, that's why!
lol btw, never heard of anyone who has been injured during sex, what are you guys up to down there? :nervous: :nervous: |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by St_Andrew
aha, that's why!
lol btw, never heard of anyone who has been injured during sex, what are you guys up to down there? :nervous: :nervous: |
Erm...well...at least we don't screw animals here!!! :p
Not in all parts of Croatia at least...one recent poll showed that 2% of istrians like animal sex :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| trancaholic |
| quote: | Originally posted by St_Andrew
lol btw, never heard of anyone who has been injured during sex, what are you guys up to down there? :nervous: :nervous: |
Maybe there's a cover-up going on in Sweden then:) I think that if you search the net you will find stories about "funny" incidents in emergency rooms all over the world. There's the obvious stories of people getting large objects stuck inside of them, and then there's the more disturbing ones: I've read that there has been several cases of men having their penis "snapped" by having women "ride" them. I guess it would be hard to focus on the football if that happened last night.:nervous: |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
Erm...well...at least we don't screw animals here!!! :p
Not in all parts of Croatia at least...one recent poll showed that 2% of istrians like animal sex :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
Fri May 28, 2004 10:50 AM ET
LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle....storyID=5288963
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I think this forum needs a sticky to document all cases of animal sex :p |
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| DrUg_Tit0 |
| And we wonder why the EU's demographic picture looks so bad. We should screw women, damn it, women! Human women, that is! |
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| Moongoose |
I second that :D
And as for what weare up to down here...nothing much unless we are really drunk...which just happens to be most of the time, and even then the worst case of sex injury ive heard of was a broken finge...thats what you get for screwing in a fiat panda which is barely big enough to fit a single person, while two people doing aerobics in there are begging to get hurt in some way :D
Off topic i cant wait to go to Valkana this year and listen to PvD :cool: :crazy: |
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| Yoepus |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
And we wonder why the EU's demographic picture looks so bad. We should screw women, damn it, women! Human women, that is! |
Maybe if you weren't all a bunch of queers you wouldn't have that problem.
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yoepus
Maybe if you weren't all a bunch of queers you wouldn't have that problem.
:p |
Please, let's not go there...
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