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| Tranc3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
I suppose I should have made it clear that this actually happened on my way home about 10 minutes before the post, and I did turn around and say that (among one or two other things) to her in front of her friends, and she did start crying. I just found the whole sequence of events hilarious and thought I'd share.
Sort of like last week when a beautiful girl decided to jaywalk in front of my moving car with a smirk on her face and I gunned the accelerator in response, and watched her in the rear-view mirror shaking her fist and screaming at me after having leapt out of the way.
I think I speak for the silent majority. One day you'll all have the same revelation - namely that these things you always wish you could do, you actually can do, as long as you're comfortable with being labelled a jackass. And it's really quite fun to deflate the egos of the stuck-up bitches.
P.S. nchs, next time don't be so proud to admit that you didn't read the post you're replying to, because honestly, if you can't be bothered to read 2½ sentences then you're a tard. |
Dude you're sounding like Tyler Durden. You're awesome. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranc3
Dude you're sounding like Tyler Durden. You're awesome. |
Somebody say my name.
good job digi, although harsh, some people need to be brought back to reality...and a cold muddy scuffed boot up the ol ass goes a long way.
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| montie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Oh, and btw- I am not trying to be rude by my statements. They are just an observation from a very faded chick who has never been told that her butt is fat. ;) |
your butt is fat, i can see it in your avatar
theres a first for everything now
j/k ;) |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
your butt is fat, i can see it in your avatar
theres a first for everything now
j/k ;) |
Ooh, you just added the j/k because you're scared.
I dare you to tell me that my butt is fat: right in front of me.
:D
edit: actually, it's funny, because I do have a round ghettobootay. But, I still dare you to call me a fatass. |
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| montie |
You have a FAT ASS!!
***looks down in shame, gets nervous
ummmmmm.....by fat i mean Phat, with a PH
*breathes a sigh of relief then looks down in shame again |
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| LiANG |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
I DEMAND THE ATTENTION HORSE PICTURE!:whip: |
how's this one?  |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Maybe it's just your insecurity that sets you off around people who have alot of self confidence. |
That's one way of looking at it - the other way, of course, being that arrogant lukewarm slutty bitches who can never shut their mouths about how hard it is to be an arrogant lukewarm slutty bitch in this world are really cruisin' for a bruisin' to their egos. I am simply a vessel through which this cosmic justice flows.
| quote: | | Oh, and next time you call a girl fat, I want to be there. Because when she slaps you, I will take a picture. THAT would be funnier. |
Based on what you've read from me so far, do you think I'm the type of guy who puts up with physical violence from a girl just because she's a girl? If she slaps me in any non-playful way, you can bet yer boots that she'll be gettin' a taste o' the back o' me hand.
Sorry to dig this thread up from the cyber junkyard, I just haven't been on since Friday night and thought that particular post deserved a response (or retort, whichever you prefer).
Cheers. :) |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
That's one way of looking at it - the other way, of course, being that arrogant lukewarm slutty bitches who can never shut their mouths about how hard it is to be an arrogant lukewarm slutty bitch in this world are really cruisin' for a bruisin' to their egos. I am simply a vessel through which this cosmic justice flows. |
I actually really DO agree with you that arrogant lukewarm slutty bitches need to have their egos bruised. But, not everyone that has a high sense of self-worth is arrogant. I am extremely self confident, and I like myself and am happy. I believe that self-confidence and a good attitude will outshine a egotistical bitch anyday.
I was faded when I replied to your posts, and probably wanted to see how you would respond. Alot of people ARE insecure, and therefore they ridicule them, because they aren't happy with themselves. That is just as unhealthy as the chicks saying "omg, I'm soooo superhot, why won't they quit telling me that. i mean, like, don't they already know that I KNOW THAT"
| quote: | | Based on what you've read from me so far, do you think I'm the type of guy who puts up with physical violence from a girl just because she's a girl? If she slaps me in any non-playful way, you can bet yer boots that she'll be gettin' a taste o' the back o' me hand. |
Nope. I wouldn't ever say that you'd put up with anything. I don't know ya. And, I absolutely agree with you in your statement. If a woman slaps a man, she should not be suprised if she gets slapped back. I absolutely and totally agree with that. I have slapped two men before. One of them slapped me back. I don't blame him. I would have slapped me back, too.
Unfortunately, when a man slaps a woman back, he's taking a great risk of being arrested for assault. Happened to one of my friends. She hit him in the face with a mop, and busted his lip. He tried to keep her off him, and in the process she fell down, or something. he had the fat lip, and she was fine, but he was the one arrested and charged with assault.
| quote: | Sorry to dig this thread up from the cyber junkyard, I just haven't been on since Friday night and thought that particular post deserved a response (or retort, whichever you prefer).
Cheers. :) |
A superduper egotistical bitch would say, "HA! He dug this thread up JUST to respond to me". I say, "HA! He hasn't been online all weekend, so maybe he was out having some fun. Glad he took the time to reply to what I wrote. Now I'll tell him."
=)
Cheers. I think it's time for a cold beer! |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Based on what you've read from me so far, do you think I'm the type of guy who puts up with physical violence from a girl just because she's a girl? If she slaps me in any non-playful way, you can bet yer boots that she'll be gettin' a taste o' the back o' me hand. |
Heh, I hear that. Although last time I tried anything back, I felt the stinging end of her boyfriends fists round me chops. Not an experience I care to repeat, but I would if I had to. Bitch.
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
Heh, I hear that. Although last time I tried anything back, I felt the stinging end of her boyfriends fists round me chops. Not an experience I care to repeat, but I would if I had to. Bitch.
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Yeah. It's crap that they expect to be able to hit you without any repercussion.
Look women are bitches. I know that. I am one, and I really prefer male friends as to female ones. They're freakin crazy, man. |
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| Resnick |
| diginut, i demand u walk around with a video camera from now on!!!!!:wtf: :wtf: |
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| Vigilante |
Jessica: Were you just staring at my breasts?
Nick: Well they were looking at me...
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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