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Post your funny or unique away Instant message (pg. 4)
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| InfinaRacer |
One that I use that usually gets some reactions -
"As you can see, I am not here right now due to my sudden urge to take a massive dump. But please, do leave a message." |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by InfinaRacer
One that I use that usually gets some reactions -
"As you can see, I am not here right now due to my sudden urge to take a massive dump. But please, do leave a message." |
Lmao whats up with all these taking a shipt away messages? |
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| djdust |
| I am watching a porn movie that takes up the whole screen. |
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| itsTrueSonic |
i have so many unique away messages...
such as
"Cant think of an away message right now. CLick here to see what I am thinking about as my Info.
"Not here now, because I am trying to be new-age swash buckling pirate... stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.. taking the artists work for free... woo hoo!! would you like to join me in my pirate adventures?"
"Not here right now. Please leave your ip address (if you don't know, just type ipconfig at the dos prompt) and I will get back with you when I have all your computer information."
"Not here right now, because I am stalking someone right now. Please leave your screen name, name, address, and city, and I will get back with you"
"Not here right now, because I am in a meeting with Bill Gates, Saddam Hussein, the president of North Korea, Castro, the owners of Kazaa, Linux, and Oracle to make the super world to put down Earth."
"I am here right now, just staring at my computer screen. I see your name, but I don't know if i want to talk to you or not. Just leave your name, and I will decide if i want to talk to you or not."
"not here right now, because i am trying to live up to the term "i want my mtv!"... it's not working!"... |
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| Vlad |
I have a few:
1. Urgent call from nature, be right back.
2. Shower.
3. Some random Shakespearian quote.
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Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin
I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
5. Default away message. |
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| Orbax |
| The title is "Post your funny or unique away Instant message" the or means you shouldnt do anything but the options listed. |
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| Brady |
| quote: | Originally posted by djdust
I am watching a porn movie that takes up the whole screen. |
LOL , so true. that happens all the time. |
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| paranoik0 |
| when it's time for lunch or dinner, my away message is the list of the things i'm going to eat |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
' off i dont wanna talk to ya'
my brother put that as his answer phoine message on his cell fone,... made a few angry ppl, lol |
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| R.j. |
this 1 is mine:
doing things that are better than talking to you;) |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by R.j.
this 1 is mine:
doing things that are better than talking to you;) |
like posting crap in music discussion ? muahahaha |
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