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Jesus Vs. Moses
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| DJAntSmith |
Who would win?
EDIT: and why? |
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| Nautilus |
Jesus, if you believe him to be the son of God, thus having immortal powers.
But if you mean who would win a fight between the actors that played them, Charlton Heston and Jim Caviezel, Moses would kick Jesus' monkey ass! And you can quote me on that. |
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| DjDeComp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nautilus
Jesus, if you believe him to be the son of God, thus having immortal powers.
But if you mean who would win a fight between the actors that played them, Charlton Heston and Jim Caviezel, Moses would kick Jesus' monkey ass! And you can quote me on that. |
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| Nautilus |
| DjDeComp, thx for the quote. :happy2: |
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| DJAntSmith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nautilus
Jesus, if you believe him to be the son of God, thus having immortal powers.
But if you mean who would win a fight between the actors that played them, Charlton Heston and Jim Caviezel, Moses would kick Jesus' monkey ass! And you can quote me on that. |
And if Jesus was getting his ass kicked he'd probably get his daddy involved. You know... "mess with my son again and i'll destroy the earth"
Civiezel vs Heston in a fight to the death! |
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| Arbiter |
| In such a fight there is no winner, only two losers. |
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| DJAntSmith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
In such a fight there is no winner, only two losers. |
Explain |
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| Kamikaze Badger |
They don't exist...
Neither would win.
Good enough explanation? |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
In such a fight there is no winner, only two losers. |
don't be such a wuss, you contemplative bastard. :p :rolleyes: |
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| Radagast |
Well Moses can part a river...but Jesus can turn the water into wine...hmmm...
Jesus can heal the blind...but Moses can turn sticks into snakes...hmmm...
I vote Moses with his army of stick-snakes to back him up.
I mean Jesus has a lot of superpowers and all, but most of them do nothing really. Nothing that can beat stick-snakes anyways.
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Well Moses can part a river...but Jesus can turn the water into wine...hmmm...
Jesus can heal the blind...but Moses can turn sticks into snakes...hmmm...
I vote Moses with his army of stick-snakes to back him up.
I mean Jesus has a lot of superpowers and all, but most of them do nothing really. Nothing that can beat stick-snakes anyways.
:wtf: |
rise my children...rise...and we shall destroy this man they call jebus...
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