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Dumbest Lyrics Ever (pg. 3)
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| i-cue |
| i thought " plummet - cherish the day " had some bad lyrics |
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| Ygrene |
I've never heard a tune that I hate more than Kevin Aviance - Give It Up. The fact that it's a MAN saying these things makes it ten times worse. Seriously, if i could stab this song with a knife, I would.
"I'm like a drug that will make you go crazy
it's like a candy that I know you'll find tasty
chocolate love
good to the last drop
cant get enough
know you cant stop
daddy you can flip me dip me
know just when to lick me
anytime of the day
I'm like cotton candy baby
you know I can be handy
but I wont melt away
so give it up
I know you like it
you'll get addicted fast
until you try it
cause I am shakin'
and turn the music up
while you blow me
blow me away
baby we can do it
we can do it right now
do it all night
rock it
I got this creamy vanilla swirl dip for you
get on my rocket cause im takin' a trip with you
get ready to blast off all night long
you getting the message
you turn me on
daddy you can flip me dip me
know just when to lick me
anytime of the day
im like cotton candy baby
you know I can be handy
but I wont melt away
so give it up
I know you like it
you'll get addicted fast
until you try it
cause I am shakin'
and turn the music up
while you blow me
blow me away
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang bang bang bang
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang bang bang bang
you know you like it"
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Let's hear it for The KLF- Justified & Ancient:
(bring the beat back)
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Man I loved that tune! :D |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mattsanity
drive boy dog boy dirty numb angel boy
in the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy
she was a beautiful boy and tears boy
and all in your innerspace boy you had
hands girl boy and steel boy you had
chemicals boy ive grown so close to you
boy and you just groan boy she said
comeover comeover she smiled at you boy.
let your feelings slip boy but never your mask boy
random blonde bio high density rhythm blonde boy
blonde country blonde high density
you are my drug boy youre real boy speak to me
and boy dog dirty numb cracking boy
you get wet boy big big time boy
acid bear boy babes and babes and babes and
babes and babes and remembering nothing boy.
you like my tin horn boy and get wet like an angel.
derail.
you got a velvet mouth youre so succulent and beautiful
shimmering and dirty wonderful and hot times
on your telephone line and god and everything
on your telephone and in walk an angel.
and look at me your mom squatting pissed in
a tube hole at tottenham court
road i just come out of the ship
talking to the most blonde i ever met.
shouting
lager lager lager lager shouting
lager lager lager lager shouting
lager lager lager shouting
mega mega white thing mega mega white thing
mega mega white thing mega mega shouting
lager lager lager lager mega mega white thing
mega mega white thing
so many things to see and do in the tube hole
true blonde going back to romford
mega mega mega going back to romford
hi mom are you having fun and now are you on
your way to a new tension headache
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Yeah! What the hell was Born Slippy all about anyway? It always seemed like a random stream of words and phrases to me. Still sounded good though. |
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| Brown Gino |
Gigi D' Agostino-Bla Bla Bla
WTF!!!:whip: :whip: |
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| MaRt |
| I've always thought that 'sometimes the sound of goodbye is louder than any drumbeat' is pretty silly. |
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| Cal |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJAntSmith
Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky :toothless |
AHAHAHA omg you made my day
lol....good times man |
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| DRM |
the vocals for Markus Schulz Pres Elevation - Clear Blue (Somewhere) are just in stupid!
When you were talking
I wasn't listening to a word you said
When you were talking
I wasn't listening to a word you said
I was somewhere
Thinking....something
Feeling someone else
I was somewhere
Thinking....something
Feeling someone else
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
riiiiiiight
nice 1 :stongue: |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DRM
When you were talking
I wasn't listening to a word you said
When you were talking
I wasn't listening to a word you said
I was somewhere
Thinking....something
Feeling someone else
I was somewhere
Thinking....something
Feeling someone else
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
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gamemaster and born slippy are soooooooo much better than this sort of crap |
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| gabor3000gt |
once i heard a vietnamese freestyle rap, which obviously wasn't freestyle, but DAMN, it cracked me up soooo bad!:D I got a kick out of it...
Some of the lines:
"I wish it was tuesday so I could a hamburger for 29 cents at McDonald's,
I wish it was sunday so I could a cheeseburger for 39 cents at McDonald's."
I bet a lot of you have heard it before, it started circulating in like 2000, or maybe even before it. Anyone recognizes it? |
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| SlickT |
| lol! that line used to kill me,at mcdonald's baby!!!!!!!!! i think the artist was 'tai mai shu.' |
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| djdust |
| Furureshock - Prides Paranoia (Marco V Remix) |
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| DarkFall01 |
I've heard some rreeeeeally bad stuff, but nothing beats DJ Otzi - The Burger Song :stongue:
Hello, ok Freunde, jetzt gehts los mit dem Burger Dance.
Chrorus:
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Okay, wir nehmen die Hände über den Kopf und machen ein Dach daraus
und schreien: Pizza Hut.
(PIZZA HUT!)
Jawohl und jetzt wackeln wir mit den Armen, rechts und links, so wie mit den Chicken Wings
und schreien: Kentucky Fried Chicken.
(Kentucky Fried Chicken!)
Und jetzt machen wir ein großes M in die Luft: Mh, Mc Donalds.
(Mc Donals)
LAUTER!
(Mc Donals!)
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Und jetzt noch mal Dach über den Kopf: Pizza Hut
(Pizza Hut)
Wackeln mit den Armen: Kentucky Fried Chicken
(Kentucky Fried Chicken)
Und noch mal das goße M: Mc Donalds
(Mc Donalds)
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Die Hände!
Glory, glory Hallelujah
Glory, glory Hallelujah
Glory, glory Hallelujah
And we dance the Burger dance
Und jetzt noch eine Stufe höcher, Freunde, eine Stufe höher
1, go, 2, go, 3, go, 4
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
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