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HELP US SHUTDOWN THiS SiTE!!! NOW!! (pg. 3)
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| Spad |
| quote: | Originally posted by jparknyc
Wow. And I thought I had a lot of time on my hands. Seriously, if your gonna prank people, why not do it in a less inhumane way. |
What's inhumane about photoshop?
The whole point is, if they'd done the same trick but with onions, it wouldn't really have the same effect would it. And anybody stupid enough to really believe that a kitten could live in a jar with its arse superglued shut long enough for it to grow, clearly deserves the mental anguish caused by their lack of common-sense. |
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| twisted420 |
| that got me soooo ing edgy and outradge for a sec! LOL sick joke. you would actually have to stick a kitty in a jar for the photos anywas, so its still kinda mean |
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| LinX |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spad
if they'd done the same trick but with onions, it wouldn't really have the same effect would it |
OMFG!!11 SAVE THE ONIONS :stongue: |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by xKaoSx
Man- after what I went through today and I see this!
This Is Just Sick..
A site that we were able to shut last year has
returned. We have to try to shut it down again!
A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells
kittens that are called BONSAI CATS.
That would sound cute, if it weren't kittens
that were put in to little bottles after being
given a muscle relaxant and then locked up for
the rest of their lives. The cats are fed
through a straw and have a small tube for their
faeces. The skeleton of the cat will take on the
form of the bottle as the kitten grows. The cats
never get the opportunity to move. They are used
as original and exclusive souvenirs.These are
the latest trends in New York, China, Indonesia
and New Zealand.
If you think you can handle it, view
www.bonsaikitten.com and have a look at the
methods being used to put these little kittens
into bottles. This petition needs 500 names, so
please put your one name on it!!!
Copy the text into a new post and put your name
on the bottom, then post it. If you notice that
there are 500 names on
the list, please send it to:
[email protected] |
Sounds like veal...
:toothless
[[[smoke]]]
Origene - Sanctuary (Inversion Mix) |
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| xKaoSx |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
look at my sig |
wrong in so many ways. :thepirate |
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| Orbax |
I Cube my cat...gets me every time!! mauahhaa
also: Check out www.beer.com they have totally changed their site!@ |
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| Electronicapo1 |
I really dont like looking at it, even if it was just done in photshop my cat is like laying next to me, and I look at him, and then at the one in the box, and it feels weird. It feels wrong.
SAVE THE KITTINS!!!!!! |
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| Orbax |
| I also just realized that approximately 3.5 billion kittens should die a day if a certain Advertisement is true. |
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| Orbax |
| As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. |
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| kaz1_2ghz |
Take a look at the guestbook, it's a lot of creative BS.
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkguestbook.html
From Graham Colaman Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001
My bonsai kitten
Bounds with the grace, speed, and guile
Of a cinderblock.
Dear Graham,
art predicts progress
rectilinear kittens
it's hip to be square
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| Flyboy217 |
Are you serious? Does the text on the main page not scream to you "THIS IS A PARODY?" No? Then how about text like
"Due to popular demand from our prospective customers, we present this special example of hyper-modern, non-traditional bonsai. The containment vessel will be the stylish shell of a popular personal computer from a certain litigious hardware manufacturer. Please note that this use of the computer is not officially endorsed by the manufacturer, and may void the warranty!"
Or
"As can be seen here in this picture taken after one week of confinement, the Cube Kitty makes an ideal toy for children of all ages, from infant and up, and while still in the containment vessel can even double as playroom furniture!"
Anyone who believes this is real deserves the mental anguish they feel :rolleyes: |
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