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My gut is killing me (pg. 3)
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| Orbax |
Hopefully it isnt a 6 inch virbrating Dildo. Good luck!
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English." |
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| Mebot |
the sign of a true TA
posting on the boards while in perhaps grave danger...
you're an inspiration to us all
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| bobba lou |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kamikaze Badger
I called 911, an EMS is coming. Thanks for the advice guys. |
Good, keep us informed, and if the ER asks who advised you to come to the Emergency dept say, "my good friends at Tranceaddict.com"...I would fall over laughing if one of my patients said that to me...:haha: |
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| Orbax |
Tape a sign to your shirt that says "Going on reccomendation from TranceAddicts around the country" or something.
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English." |
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| j_spot |
who gets their appendix removed by dr. hibbert?
then when he gets it out 'its gonna blow' and throws it away like a grenade....ahhhh classic simpsons! |
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
the sign of a true TA
posting on the boards while in perhaps grave danger...
you're an inspiration to us all
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ahahahHAAHGHAHAHAha
seriously - my thoughts exactly... oh yeah , plus the "wtf" part... |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by j_spot
who gets their appendix removed by dr. hibbert?
then when he gets it out 'its gonna blow' and throws it away like a grenade....ahhhh classic simpsons! |
omg i didnt see that one I dont think!!! describe more!!!
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions? |
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| bobba lou |
DOC, OMFG, I DIE its burst.
Kamikaze Badger, WTF!!! |
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| smokeape |
Wow. I've never called 911 in my life for medical emergency - crime yes. My girlfriend called once because I cut a major artery and was spraying blood everywhere, but I beat the hell out of a policeman and beat my way out of the emergency room after a melee in the ambulance. Long story, I was drunk wasted.
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Empyreal Sun ft Elles de Graaf - From Dark to Light |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
omg i didnt see that one I dont think!!! describe more!!!
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its the boy scoutz n the hood episode, when BArt joins the junior woodchucks after a severe squishee binge.
he wants to handle knives, but first he has to learn how to not do what donny don't does. and he says it, but as he goes around springfield he finds everyone using knives.
Dr. Hibbard is helping a guy on the sidewalk with appendicitis, he operates and throws the appendix away and it blows up, the guy gets up, buttoning his shirt and says "thanks Dr.!"
and Hibbard says "dont thank me, thank my handy pocket-knife!" |
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| j_spot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
omg i didnt see that one I dont think!!! describe more!!!
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Thanks to www.snpp.com I found it
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F06
Its the boy scout episode with pocket knives
Bart happens upon a crowd of people surrounding a man who is clearly
in pain. Dr. Hibbert kneels over the man and his diagnosis is that
the man's appendix is about to burst. "Luckily, I have my trusty
pocket-knife," the doctor smiles, making an incision and removing the
inflamed organ. The crowd gasps, and he implores, "Stand back!" as
he tosses the appendix away. It explodes with a flash, and everyone
cheers the doctor's quick operation. "Thank you, Dr. Hibbert," says
the man. "Don't thank me," the doctor laughs, "thank the knife!" |
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| Orbax |
lol thats awesome. Ive totally never seen it. and I thought I had seen them all!
There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he wants to build things, like dams, and maybe chew down some trees. In the third stage, he feels trapped, and then "skinned." I'm not sure what the fourth stage is. |
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