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eegad, what have i done?!! (pg. 3)
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
Hate to lower the tone but don't you mean "Always look on the tight side of life..." :tongue2 |
ROFLMAO :haha: You win! |
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
At least he's got something in common with her... they're both virgins :stongue:
btw, i hope you're into hand jobs, cause that all you'll be getting if you're lucky.
Welcome to the kleanex club kid. :( |
handjobs are kind of underrated |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
Wow. You're complaining why? |
i'm complaining because (like stlyee said)I CANT have sex with her. I dont plan to spend a whole lot of time with her (hence why i said dating instead of 'my gf is a virgin). I cant ruin her life by trying to get laid and getting laid, and then just saying 'ok i'm bored with you tah tahh'
i'm an , but not THAT much of an :D
and, i dont have sex with asses, so the pooper thing wont work either.
all i can do is pray for a blowjob. |
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| digitalbreach |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
i'm complaining because (like stlyee said)I CANT have sex with her. I dont plan to spend a whole lot of time with her (hence why i said dating instead of 'my gf is a virgin). I cant ruin her life by trying to get laid and getting laid, and then just saying 'ok i'm bored with you tah tahh'
i'm an , but not THAT much of an :D
and, i dont have sex with asses, so the pooper thing wont work either.
all i can do is pray for a blowjob. |
1st. slylee is a girl
2nd its not your fault if she wants it too.
3rd find a way to turn her on. If she still doesn't spread them..
4th cross your fingers and try to sell the blowjob idea |
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| igottaknow |
Hand job/Hooker or STFU
No pictures please :eek:
ps.
Don't try to sell the blowjob as not sex it doesn't work trust me.
Sincerely, Bill Clinton |
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| Dervish |
My advice is give her oral(give her her first orgasm... that'll work) then put her on a guilt trip. To get it back I mean. Might even get lucky.
EDIT: Practice the "puppy dog eyes" and pointing down forlornly and make a "sad" face. :haha: |
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| Slylee |
"1st Slylee is a girl"
exactly why you should take MY advice instead of the advice from a bunch of penises.
i would have thought most of the guys would tell you to run for dear life, because you are doomed once you take a girl's virginity. not to mention, taking a girl's virginity is overrated:p |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
"1st Slylee is a girl"
exactly why you should take MY advice instead of the advice from a bunch of penises.
i would have thought most of the guys would tell you to run for dear life, because you are doomed once you take a girl's virginity. not to mention, taking a girl's virginity is overrated:p |
hey, most of us have had our virginity taken by some girl, it wasn't that bad :P.
well if your not in the long run BTG, get out. |
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| digitalbreach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
"1st Slylee is a girl"
exactly why you should take MY advice instead of the advice from a bunch of penises.
i would have thought most of the guys would tell you to run for dear life, because you are doomed once you take a girl's virginity. not to mention, taking a girl's virginity is overrated:p |
doomed?..Makes it seem like its taboo to take a girls virginity. I understand the whole emotional attachment to your first love or , but at the same time if she wants to then please her. As long as she knows beforehand how you feel.
Its not like I'm telling him to go on a devirginizing rampage.
p.s. I meant nothing w/ regards to my 1st comment:D |
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| Slylee |
i know i wasn't really mad...
you do have a point...i mean the fact that she's 18 makes her more mature than most girls who lose their virginity when they are like 16. so maybe she is old enough to realize that she might not stay with her first the rest of her life. and maybe she's fed up with being a virgin and just wants someone to lose it with...
i was just speaking from my own personal experience with my first love/sex in high school. i was sooo attached to him it was sickening. then he cheated on me. then i chopped off his penis and fed it to my dog...
jk:stongue: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
instead of the advice from a bunch of penises. |
I take offense to that I think when a bunch of penises put their heads together their more than qualified to give advice on vigrinity since it's their sole purpose in life to deal with the vigin0r. :whip: :p |
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| Slylee |
| when a bunch of penises put their heads together it's called a homosexual orgy... |
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