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| monoxide |
hell, i've already posted it, but it's sooo good. i don't know if someone came up with this joke first, but it just hitted my brain from nowhere (i guess it's owned!):
-how long do you need to screw a brit?
-2mins: 90+1 and 90+3
:haha:
hail to germany!
hey all you flametroopers, go f**k yourselves. |
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| mentalbarter |
i know im english and therefore wont be amused
but that joke aint funny full stop |
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| monoxide |
the joke's funny bit is in between the lines. translation: all the europe is laughing @ england... :haha:
seriously:
euro basketball champions: LITHUANIA (ole to us) :p
euro football champions (should be): GERMANY (ole to them!) |
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| r e z |
haha it is a tasteless joke.. but still fairly humurous...
cmon lads, where has your humour run off to |
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| fastmp3 |
| british humour is lame except for benny hill trying to catch naked chicks |
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| Dj Smitty20 |
| quote: | Originally posted by fastmp3
british humour is lame except for benny hill trying to catch naked chicks |
have you ever considered that you're a racist? |
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| fastmp3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj Smitty20
have you ever considered that you're a racist? |
HELL NO
have you ever considered the fact that you're too stupid to notice i'm actually joking and that you're the only idiot who took what i said seriously :rolleyes: come on get over it , i just like making fun of england after they lost against france , that's all ;) don't me look like what i'm not :whip: :rolleyes:
oh and : OMG TIESTO NUMBER 1 DJ OMG OMG OMG :toothless :haha: :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: |
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| razmataz |
| quote: | Originally posted by fastmp3
british humour is lame except for benny hill trying to catch naked chicks |
Even if you are joking that statement is bordering on blasphemous!
I am not British but I love the humour... faulty towers, black adder, yes minister, the office, monty python... the list is endless.
ps: the above joke was stupid. i dont understand one thing, and that is why everyone is acting like it was some sort of final. I say he who laughs last... |
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| monoxide |
| quote: | Originally posted by fastmp3
i just like making fun of england after they lost against france |
everybody does ;)
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj Smitty20
have you ever considered that you're a racist?
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i am (like 95% of lithuanians). does that bother you?
| quote: | Originally posted by razmataz
why everyone is acting like it was some sort of final?
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that was not the finals, that was just the biggest and most shamefull screw in history :p :wtf: :haha: |
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| razmataz |
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that was not the finals, that was just the biggest and most shamefull [b]screw in history :p :wtf: :haha: |
I rank the Man U - Bayern game much higher than that (MUCH MUCH higher)... and this game PALES in comparison to France - Italy at Euro 2000...
History does not remember group games.
ps: if you think its cool to be racist then something is wrong with you... apart from your sense of humour ofcourse :) |
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| r e z |
| lol how in the world is that a form of racism? damn you poms take everything so seriously :D :D :whip: :whip: |
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