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Irony (pg. 2)
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| Jackson |
| I'm not a vegetarian becuase I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I don't like plants :p |
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| DJAntSmith |
| That's not Irony it's a Visual Contradiction. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
i had some nice tenderloin tonight.
let's talk about the food chain, shall we? it's not like dogs are not consumed, the same with cuddly lil' kitty cats. even some people have the misfortune of being eaten. nothing is really that sacred. if i was to be a vegetarian, it would be for the sake of the rain forest and not doing my part in supporting chains like McDonald's.
a nice caesar is good with a steak. |
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| mentalbarter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Flyboy217
You want irony? Today at work someone was talking about her neighbor, who was mistreating his dog. Everyone got super riled up, at which point I butted in and said "I sure hope none of you eat meat." To which some arse responds "Are you serious?! GOD put dogs on Earth to be our friends, and cows here to be eaten."
Some animals were meant to be cuddled (dogs, cats, pandas, unicorns), and others were created with the sole purpose of being tortured, killed, and eaten (pigs, cows, chickens). Makes sense to me:rolleyes: |
yes cos mistreating a dog is the same as eating meat
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| Flyboy217 |
| quote: | Originally posted by mentalbarter
yes cos mistreating a dog is the same as eating meat
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Do you know anything about what goes on in the meat industry? I don't care to describe it here, but "mistreating" dogs doesn't compare.
And clearly nobody in this thread is understanding it even remotely. I don't give a if you eat meat or not, torture dogs or not, wank off or not. This thread is about irony... for example the irony of people who claim to care about animals but eat them anyway. |
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| Flyboy217 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
Ok, cows were origionaly wild and free, but thats pretty much not true anymore, so get over it!
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Get over what, you dolt? :rolleyes: I told you, I don't give a what you eat, , or wank to.
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I want a hamburger tonight!!! :D
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FFS, who cares? Sounds like a childish attempt to instigate, although I'm not sure who/what it is you'll instigate.
How about this:
Duckies
Oohh nooo, save the duckies! And then go eat a chicken sandwich. That's called "irony," the point of this thread. But I suppose you'll have some BS for this, too, about how chickens are worthless but ducks are cute?
I've eaten both, they are equally tasty. I never even said I don't eat meat, so you morons can stop trying to be clever with the vegetarian jokes :rolleyes: |
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| DJ_Bod |
| Irony= a sailor dying in the desert |
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| Mattsanity |
You want to know something ironic?: A wife killing her husband by swinging a huge frozen meat at him. Then she says that her husband died to the police. Then they come to her house to investigate. She cooks the meat, and she serves it to the police because they were so hungry... Now how the hell are they going to trace clues and crap to find the suspect?
Now that's true irony, unlike all of yours. |
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| mentalbarter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Flyboy217
Duckies
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lol poor ducks
they mightve tasted nice in some chinese soup |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mattsanity
You want to know something ironic?: A wife killing her husband by swinging a huge frozen meat at him. Then she says that her husband died to the police. Then they come to her house to investigate. She cooks the meat, and she serves it to the police because they were so hungry... Now how the hell are they going to trace clues and crap to find the suspect?
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Nice Lamb To The Slaughter-ripoff there ;) |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Flyboy217
You want irony? Today at work someone was talking about her neighbor, who was mistreating his dog. Everyone got super riled up, at which point I butted in and said "I sure hope none of you eat meat." To which some arse responds "Are you serious?! GOD put dogs on Earth to be our friends, and cows here to be eaten."
Some animals were meant to be cuddled (dogs, cats, pandas, unicorns), and others were created with the sole purpose of being tortured, killed, and eaten (pigs, cows, chickens). Makes sense to me:rolleyes: |
Couldn't agree more with you. All animals are meat just meat.
I rember my girl friend telling me about how bad it was seeing this cat which was road kill (seriously she was all crying and stuff on the phone).
Same convo I asked her is she approved of fox hunting (hunting foxes with dogs and on horses). She says yes.... so I say "Ok how about cat hunting with dogs then?" she went Of course not thats cruel.........So I said whats the differnce between a cat and a fox???
...no answer
I'd eat dog or horse veal venison whatever going. You do realise if you died in your house with your dog it would dig in and eat your flesh don't you(don't say it wouldn't cos the do)? Little fluffy would tenderly chew out your eye balls licking the blood up with the same tounge that it used to lick your hand with.
Also it's perfectly legal to kill your dog for the purpose of eating it. |
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| Flyboy217 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
Couldn't agree more with you. All animals are meat just meat.
I rember my girl friend telling me about how bad it was seeing this cat which was road kill (seriously she was all crying and stuff on the phone).
Same convo I asked her is she approved of fox hunting (hunting foxes with dogs and on horses). She says yes.... so I say "Ok how about cat hunting with dogs then?" she went Of course not thats cruel.........So I said whats the differnce between a cat and a fox???
...no answer
I'd eat dog or horse veal venison whatever going. You do realise if you died in your house with your dog it would dig in and eat your flesh don't you(don't say it wouldn't cos the do)? Little fluffy would tenderly chew out your eye balls licking the blood up with the same tounge that it used to lick your hand with.
Also it's perfectly legal to kill your dog for the purpose of eating it. |
At least someone in this thread gets it... Pick a viewpoint, and stay consistent. I don't suppose you've ever eaten human meat, Dervish? |
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