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Ever Wonder Why Some of You Men are Single? (pg. 2)
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| tha_broad |
LOL some of these are HILARIOUS!
and your right, some girls are annoying |
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| DJ Ski |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Julia
8. We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit!
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Only one that actually matters. |
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by loconet
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hahahahahahh
this was a lot funnier than yours Julia, sorry! :p |
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Julia
(That doesn't mean we're insecure about ourselves)
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uh huh! suuuure :stongue: |
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| Miss Julia |
| hahhahahah come on peeps, give me a break. I copied & pasted this from another message board! :haha: |
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| bluE_Neon |
| quote: | Originally posted by loconet
pffffffffttttttttttttt!!!!!!!
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous................. Slept with everyone
Athletic...................................... No
Average looking.................... Ugly
Beautiful........................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...................... On medication
Feminist.......................................... Fat
Free spirit.................................... Junkie
Friendship first.......................... Former slut
Fun.......................................... Annoying
New-Age.............. Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned............................. No BJs
Open-minded................................. Desperate
Outgoing........................ Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk
Professional.................................... Bitch
Voluptuous................................... Very Fat
Large frame................................. Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate............................... Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay |
this stuff is true! LOL :stongue: |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Julia
Ever Wonder Why Some of You Men are Single? |
Actually.. I often wonder how exactly that it is that I'm NOT single... :tongue2 |
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| E*Master |
| Wow, Good thing I already knew all that stuff :) |
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| MarshMallow |
18. Groping and foreplay are not the same thing
i totally agree with this one!
it drives me CRAZY!:whip: |
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| PartyHarlequin |
You know what's worse... There's a plastic bottle sitting on my computer desk with a multitude of holes burnt into it... My brother is such a pothead! Dammnit, kids these days!
Honestly I think all the men/women problems could be solved with ummmm... I think it is all just totally random at this point lol. When you think about it, all those hormones, chance meetings, random occurences that cause two people to be attracted to one another. I think whether you get along or not is totally random. Or luck.
But funny thing about luck... the harder I try, the luckier I get!
Cheers! :) |
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| TrueToTheCrew |
| sounds like high maintenance |
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| Vivid Boy |
3 things guys wished girls understood
1 learn to cook
2. play with our balls from time to time
3. dont talk to much |
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