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| Dj Nacht |
I just read this and died heh
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
HAHA Thats TOP
Post some good jokes plz |
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| malek |
this is my top joke:
the other day while playing call of duty, louis said " i own you all, i am the bestest player evar"
end of joke :p |
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| SiM PeµRf |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
this is my top joke:
the other day while playing call of duty, louis said " i own you all, i am the bestest player evar"
end of joke :p |
same here but with counter-strike :stongue: |
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| fastmp3 |
| i'm gooder than you , but you are badder than me :stongue: |
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| FunKenLouis |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
this is my top joke:
the other day while playing call of duty, louis said " i own you all, i am the bestest player evar"
end of joke :p |
the bestest... wow mon anglais est pas si pire que ca connard:mad:
people think the joke is abou the way i speak... but actualy the joke is about the fact that i own you all at call of duty
MOFO
by the way t le pire camper et sniper que jai vu... in camper ....argl
si tu commence a courir...tas pas grand chance de me battre:D |
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by FunKenLouis
the bestest... wow mon anglais est pas si pire que ca connard:mad:
people think the joke is abou the way i speak... but actualy the joke is about the fact that i own you all at call of duty
MOFO
by the way t le pire camper et sniper que jai vu... in camper ....argl
si tu commence a courir...tas pas grand chance de me battre:D |
t'as deja vu un sniper courir comme une poule sans tete (louis)??? |
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| alec |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
t'as deja vu un sniper courir comme une poule sans tete (louis)??? |
AHAHAHA, OWNED! |
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| Mekroon |
jai hate de vous torcher a CS/Cod/Battlefield earth
je vous pete tous les gros:cool: |
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| FunKenLouis |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
t'as deja vu un sniper courir comme une poule sans tete (louis)??? |
je vais men souvenir...de ta petite tete....
HEADSHOTS a profusion next time
jte laisse plus de chance
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by FunKenLouis
je vais men souvenir...de ta petite tete....
HEADSHOTS a profusion next time
jte laisse plus de chance
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: |
hahahhahaa le petit jeune est frustre!!
comment tu va me shooter dans la tete quand que tu passes devant moi et tu me vois meme pas!!!!
ayoye man! tu suck! |
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| FunKenLouis |
ayoye man... on met de largent la dessus mofo... je vais te nicker au overall score:whip:
mais jai peurf de trop mais je veux pas te ruiner... ca va te couter cher:p |
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