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23 Things women should know
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| SgtFoo |
in reply to the preceeding related thread:...
1. We can't be "just friends." That's like having one million dollars in your hand at a car show and not being allowed to buy something.
2. We talk about or ex to compare with your perfection
3. We understand that yes means no and no means yes... we just sometimes don't care
4. You're not the center of the universe. We all have busy lives, and you are never the queen of all operations
5. When we tell you we're being honest... you're damn right we are!
6. Don't give us a reason to say something bad about you. WTF is the point?
7. We would rather be with you for the sex/relationship than do something wrong and lose that
8. Some of us don't have e-mail at work
9. Some of us are not endless taps of cash
10. If we ever say you're fat... we mean phat.
11. You're more insecure than you know, and we know it.
12. Don't get all stuck up and prissy when we approach you. We are just trying to show we're interested.
13. Many of us are hopeless romantics... hence many of us are not only out for the sex.
14. WHile we're on the subject... don't ask where or what we're going to do tonight, just let us guide the romance, dammit!...who's the man in this relationship!?!
15. Much like in sports, we remember highlights in the relationships.
*ahem*"HE SCORES!"*cough*
16. You only think you know what you want. We know better.... and yes, we know you want it.
17. We're afraid to meet your mother and father.
18. If we don't get piece, we think something's wrong.
19. If something's wrong, be a modern intelligent non-sexist woman and speak up!
20. We love when you dress sexy
21. We love when you actually reciprocate in the relationship
22. We want to be know as "your man"... and yes you're friends can know this too.... feel free to let them know why
23. We expect you to know most of this already.
There's prolly more... but this is from experience and observation. |
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| dRale |
haha good one aren...
if we dont get piece..something IS wrong
wha gwannin with u brofa? |
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| disko-kandi |
| hence MEN ARE FROM MARS! :toothless |
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| SgtFoo |
| quote: | Originally posted by dRale
haha good one aren...
if we dont get piece..something IS wrong
wha gwannin with u brofa? |
how's that TT? need to get it fixed? |
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| SgtFoo |
| quote: | Originally posted by disko-kandi
hence MEN ARE FROM MARS! :toothless |
..and venus is covered in lava and molten rock, making it un-inhabitable... so yea. |
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| disko-kandi |
| quote: | Originally posted by SgtFoo
..and venus is covered in lava and molten rock, making it un-inhabitable... so yea. |
| quote: | Originally posted by SgtFoo
how's that TT? need to get it fixed? |
seems like someone needs to get fixed! ;) |
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| SgtFoo |
Yea man... the ladder rox |
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| Miss Julia |
| hahah nice thread!!! I learned some new things. Thanks! ;) |
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| Spyder |
| does this mean i have no reason to be pissed at my man? EVER... lol :p |
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| disko-kandi |
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering
what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are
those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse
before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like an
auto mechanic who never owned a car
-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being,
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sis
-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother" is redundant
-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality,
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Whatever women must do
they must do twice as well as men
to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult
-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally
get your head together and
your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time -- but
sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example --
then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
When I was young,
I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.
And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know I'm not dumb --
and I'm also not blonde
-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful,
men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum
'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
When women are depressed
they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is
a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
In politics,
If you want anything said,
ask a man.
If you want anything done,
ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man,
I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt- |
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