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| smokeape |
Bah! French!
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| Orbax |
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| Orbax |
Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?
A. I give up.
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.
Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A. So the French government could to flee to London.
Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!
Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun
Q: Why is good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.
Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: To say "I surrender" in German
Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?
A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts?
A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.
Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried?
A: There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.
PS check out http://www.i-hate-france.com |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?
A. I give up.
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.
Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A. So the French government could to flee to London.
Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!
Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun
Q: Why is good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.
Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: To say "I surrender" in German
Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?
A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts?
A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.
Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried?
A: There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.
PS check out http://www.i-hate-france.com |
ROFLMFAO :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| smokeape |
:D
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| davinox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?
A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
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this one's been done for every country/state/city in the world. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by davinox
this one's been done for every country/state/city in the world. |
You mean...it isnt true?! Doeth! |
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| Shizane2002 |
| I LOVE YOU ALL!!! Fukk France. |
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| ASOT100 |
| lol, the french r cool |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by ASOT100
lol |
Quit posting Hyori!
She drives me wild!
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Cyber X ft Jody Watley - Waves of Love (Green Court Mix) |
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| EriK_V |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
Quit posting Hyori!
She drives me wild!
:D
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Cyber X ft Jody Watley - Waves of Love (Green Court Mix) |
hahaha:haha: :haha: |
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