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Funny - Wedding Test...a lil humor
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| EyesOfExtasy |
Since Frost has been trying to bring in a little humor into the forum I figured I would follow in his footsteps if I came across something that I found amusing. Not trying to jack your humor threads or anything but I just though I would share this.
THE WEDDING TEST
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.
That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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| Vlad |
| LMAO!!! Thanks for the tip! |
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| EyesOfExtasy |
| Yea, I know its only and I have heard many different versions of it but I am sure everyone in the world, or in the world of TA at least hasnt heard it so it might get a couple of laughs here and there. And these types of things are always old to someone. When its new, its only really new to you at the time. Like who knows who starts this and circulates it. LOL Hehe! Its not like a song with a release date or something. |
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| sandstorm03 |
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| butterfly |
| though it is old, i dont really think it is funny. i think it is sad that the family could have such a lack of trust to do something like that. |
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| EyesOfExtasy |
| I personally think its sadder that he got away with it. |
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