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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I was going to give a chance to take it down. Leniency or something. |
Are you gettign soft on us...?
if you are I am gonna throw some poo at you. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by NinetyNinety
Ok, if you like poo THAT much: www.*******.com ;) |
ehhh, I think you have deep seeded psychological issues with poop.
"Now show me on this doll where the poop touched you"
come on...poop is fun. |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Especially if it hit somebody. |
Or the wind blew it back on you and splatted ya |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
Are you gettign soft on us...?
if you are I am gonna throw some poo at you. |
I didn't want to come off as "The heavy handed mod".
But that was pretty wrong.
I've learned my lesson, tnx boomer. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jiffy
Or the wind blew it back on you and splatted ya |
This wind is known as hurricane, I believe. |
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| tribu |
stole this from everyone favorite funny quote site.
Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a ed up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in . It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her. |
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| Prodigy Child |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
stole this from everyone favorite funny quote site.
Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a ed up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in . It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her. |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: ........THATS FOOKIN CLASSIC. |
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| tranceDJ |
| ^^^Best story eva!!!:haha: |
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| Theresa |
OK, this is about a friend.. not me.. really :nervous:
Anyway, this friend of mine is at a party and she has had wayyy to much to drink, and some other chemicals too. Well, all of a sudden, she gets this damn urge to fart, and figures, "it'll be silent, and no one will know it was me." So she lets it fly. But, instead of a poofy fart, she gets slimy ... all down her leg.
She sits there for about 5 minutes, wondering what the hell does she do? Get up and announce to everyone around that she just herself? Or sit there in her own until everyone leaves.
Well, she stands up, and whispers to her friend "can you get me some pants," and her friend is like "why do you need pants?" "Because, I am uncomfortable in these ones, and it's making me have a bad trip."
Being sufficient reason, the friend fetches pants, and brings them to the girl, who is now in the bathroom washing her legs, ass, pants, and underware. She changes into the pants, and comes out with the dirty ones, to tell the story to the pants fetcher. They laugh for about 15 minutes, and then swear to secrecy, hide the ty pants, and then return to the party.
Ahhh good times.
There are several more where that came from. But too much typing. Will update later. |
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| twisted420 |
my little brother had a " stick" under the sink, for breaking up large turds....like the butterknife thing!
ugghh..my brothers chubby ass little friend came to my house, that i used to live in, and him and my brother went of to ride bikes around the neighborhood, after they left, about five minutes later, the fat friend ran inside and sat on the ter for about 20 min. he opens the door and books it back on his bike. it smells absolutly *sarcasticly* terrific! but to mention one minor detail, there was green, yes green, splattered in the tub, toilet seat, and the ing sink. i mean this kid had to have saved up food and in his gut for at least a ing month. but even so it was splattered all over the ing place. i imediatly threw up my breakfast all over the ing place. i ran downstairs almost in tears and told my mom "that fat bitch all over the ing bathroom", she first gave me for swearing, then went to check. she told me not to tell the kid or complain to him, and that she would clean up my puke and his . of course when he got back, i teased his fat, nasty ass.
you wanted poo stories, heres the prize winner for most rancid.
memories..oh memories!:( :mad: :nervous:
oh i have many-a tales of that poor bastard..but that fits in another thread somewere..else. its 5:25 am and i dont know how the am i supposed to sleep now. thank you and goodnight :whip: :rolleyes: |
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