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Who's ever found their parents' pr0n?? (pg. 4)
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| Mysterio |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid like "ha ha ha, mommy and daddy have rubber penises under their bed!"
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MUAHAHAH... :D :D :D
Funniest thread ever :stongue: |
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| Mysterio |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
That reminds me of a certain story I read on TA earlier. Username left out to spare the TA in question for further reminders:
I just thought of another one! This is painful!! As it involves my parents.
I was 10 years old and my parents think I have forgotten about this and I dont even think that they thought I realised what was going on in the first place.
Anyway I wanted Teenwolf recording off the TV so my Dad went and got me a video from my parents room. We recorded the film successfully. Now you know when you wind the film back a bit after recording just to check if it has recorded ok???? Yeah well, me and mum and dad were all in the room when I did this check. Just after the start of the end credits the recording stops, goes a bit fuzzy and then forms into a picture............. and theres Dad banging Mum senseless. He even turned round to the camera and grinned!
I have never seen my parents move faster than when they both shot across the room for the remote control to stop the video.
I was sure something was going on so I checked the film about an hour later, but the offending activity had been recorded over with MTV.
I remain emotionally scarred to this day. |
ROFLMAO |
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| Resnick |
| THank you ta's for making the work day pass by so fast |
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| Ian^ |
| me & my bro once found magazines when trying to find dads cash stash, fortunately being in a broken family where the parents haven't slept together in over 10 years, it's handy to know that they're not getting any, and also reassuring |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
That reminds me of a certain story I read on TA earlier. Username left out to spare the TA in question for further reminders:
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Prototrance
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
Prototrance
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weren't u conceived during a porno shoot |
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| Orbax |
This is pretty disturbing for me. I looked at porn for about 2 years when I was 14-16. Then it got old and boring, plus I thought it was wrong. I cant imagine anything more insulting if I was married and my partner had porn.
I mean, I remember the power of porn and all, and how it is seriously addictive. But come on...I dunno. Im of the type that as soon as I start doing a behavior uncontrollably (E.g., youre sitting there and suddenly just HAVE to look at a dirty banging and thats it) I stop doing said behavior. Its like being addicted to sugar cookies or something. Yeah it tastes good but I think there is an element of decay and corruption that you are ignoring.
I understand the educational benefit of them, and ive been able to browse stuff for more of a "how-to" thing with absolutely no prurient interest in it. I dunno, I guess Im old fashioned thinking that on your wedding knight your wife shouldnt have her dress around her ears, a dildo in her ass, and you banging her with her playing with her boobs.
I feel older and older these days :\ |
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| Vigilante |
A guy who doesn't like porn?
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| 3xx3r7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
This is pretty disturbing for me. I looked at porn for about 2 years when I was 14-16. Then it got old and boring, plus I thought it was wrong. I cant imagine anything more insulting if I was married and my partner had porn.
I mean, I remember the power of porn and all, and how it is seriously addictive. But come on...I dunno. Im of the type that as soon as I start doing a behavior uncontrollably (E.g., youre sitting there and suddenly just HAVE to look at a dirty banging and thats it) I stop doing said behavior. Its like being addicted to sugar cookies or something. Yeah it tastes good but I think there is an element of decay and corruption that you are ignoring.
I understand the educational benefit of them, and ive been able to browse stuff for more of a "how-to" thing with absolutely no prurient interest in it. I dunno, I guess Im old fashioned thinking that on your wedding knight your wife shouldnt have her dress around her ears, a dildo in her ass, and you banging her with her playing with her boobs.
I feel older and older these days :\ |
Read pron literature instead. Believe me, it has a far more powerful effect than any pron movie. When you read the description, you are given parameters for you imagination. Therefore, you can picture the scene in your head. However, when you look at picture or a motion picure, it is all there, nothing left to imagine. Consequently, it becomes boring. |
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| emre |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
my mom's better than your mom |
What a dangerous thing to say @ this place, with these twisted minds around :toothless
If a person just sees 'pr0n' @ this thread and then that quote ..... :toothless |
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| Miss Bliss |
I have a brother... therefore I always said that my parents must have had sex at least 2 times...
But this just shows it was at least 35... cause i found the 36 pack of condoms with only 1 left... hmm sex 35 times your entire married life... hope it was more. My # would be up in the thousands I'm thinkin... :stongue: |
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| PVD & T[]C |
i found my friend's parents porn...
i was sittin on his computer watchin some skate (rollin==>agressive inline, not skateboard) videos and i stumbled upon some transexual porn. two guys were doing some girl and in one quick shot you could see the girl had a dick.... no it wasnt a strap-on. You shoulda seen the look on their faces when we busted them.
LOL!!!!!!!!!:stongue: |
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