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How to get a girl (pg. 5)
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| Lotus |
| Yeah dude, you're screwed. Use the internet to look for a girl if you're desperate.:toothless |
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| Matt |
| quote: | Originally posted by romchik
Toronto |
Don't try to find trance-heads in your local neighbourhood...
come to Nu-NRG Friday night and meet up with the TA crew (gonna be LOTS of us there, from both sides of the border) |
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| Floorfiller |
| dude...you're 15. why don't you just sleep with one of your teachers... |
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| torontotrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
dude...you're 15. why don't you just sleep with one of your teachers... |
:stongue:
you seen the uglyness of CDN teachers? |
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| igottaknow |
| If you think your having a hard time finding ppl who like frenchies in Canada you should move to the USA we really love the french :disbelief |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
If you think your having a hard time finding ppl who like frenchies in Canada you should move to the USA we really love the french :disbelief |
come down to NY sometime and have some nice Freedom Fries :stongue: |
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| djshan |
| quote: | Originally posted by romchik
hey ,I live in canada . I wasnt born here . The girls in my homecountry used to adore me , but now... it is different . Do you have any advice how i can become a popular guy .All the canadian ppl hate me because im an immigrant |
dude i think you shouldnt bother with chasing girls in canada, becuase you will never get any. im canadian, born here, and i myself cant get any.. why? because im not a ganster wanna bee.. so if you are also not a wanna be, forget about girls coming after you. i decided that i will go to india and get a nice girl from their. india because my background is indian. the girls here are just so dumb, i gave up on them. and they liek ugly guys too, not the hot ones.! :whip: :whip:
p.s. except the chiks who areinto trance, they liek all kinds of guys.;) |
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| tjpatel |
| quote: | Originally posted by djshan
dude i think you shouldnt bother with chasing girls in canada, becuase you will never get any. im canadian, born here, and i myself cant get any.. why? because im not a ganster wanna bee.. so if you are also not a wanna be, forget about girls coming after you. i decided that i will go to india and get a nice girl from their. india because my background is indian. the girls here are just so dumb, i gave up on them. and they liek ugly guys too, not the hot ones.! :whip: :whip:
p.s. except the chiks who areinto trance, they liek all kinds of guys.;) |
the indian girls in LA are like that too :rolleyes: |
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| badK4rm4 |
1. Put on your best phat farm suit, at least 5 sizes larger than your actual size.
2. Save up and buy a huge chain.
3. Practice talking to a mirror and throwing fingers at it.
4. Practice walking like someone struck with partial paralysis and neural disorders.
5. Tuck your pants into your white socks and don't forget to lower your pants at least to your knee level.
When you feel like you've practiced enough and you're ready, go to an area where gangster wannabes congregate and throw your best performance in years. Starting with, "yo, whadup my homies, whadup my niggas". Tell them you are very impressed and want to be their lifelong student. Open your soul to them.
Watch their reaction carefully.
Option A. If they don't like it, start running and run like you've never ran in your entire life. Hopefully after surviving through this you will have enough courage to forget all the nonsense that you've created in your head and ask a girl out (ever tried asking one out?)
Option B. If they like it and can't get your sarcasm, stay as their student and let them teach you the skills you need to get hoes and bitches.
Problem solved... |
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| atlearmeen |
| quote: | Originally posted by romchik
yeah but see , i wanna a get a girl who i can have a good relationship with. I cannot treat girlz like bitches like all the bad boys and gangsters |
How old are u, 13????? |
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