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| subuddha |
found this on another board.
| quote: | TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this
one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three leading
candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you
said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before
judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark
Professionals built the Titanic
and in case you never saw this one......
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least two businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same
group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line!!!! |
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| Lira |
Despite of his mistakes and atrocities (which are quite logical considering what had happened to Germany after WWI), Hitler was the best leader out of these 3. I don't support nazism at all, but picture yourself in a country that had been punished harder than needed by the world powers that won WWI - Hitler managed to turn the recently destroyed Germany into a world power again, and the war had some deep impact in the morale of German people back in that time.
He chose the wrong path, that's for sure, but I can't remember of similar intelligence from the two other leaders. |
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| milanster |
| yup..seen this before...quite interesting |
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| mto |
| Never saw this. Very interesting. |
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| DiMethGuy |
| Deutschland uber Alles |
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| stamper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Despite of his mistakes and atrocities (which are quite logical considering what had happened to Germany after WWI), Hitler was the best leader out of these 3. I don't support nazism at all, but picture yourself in a country that had been punished harder than needed by the world powers that won WWI - Hitler managed to turn the recently destroyed Germany into a world power again, and the war had some deep impact in the morale of German people back in that time.
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Yep, very true and very well said. |
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