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My friends 21st B-day
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| Orbax |
How pimp is this present I made?
A wooden box that contains:
- 6 Extended Pleasure Climax Control Trojans
- A thing of Smints
- A key-ring bottle opener (replacement for the one I gave him 2 years ago and his damn girlfriend broke)
- A pocket sized Kama Sutra (He broke up with the girlfriend, needs some skills to hook another)
- A card recalling some of the crazy weve done
- and the Coup De Grace::::::
A plain white tee-shirt. I put ketchup and mustard on my hands, and cross hand-hugged my hips. Here is an mspaint representation of what it is.

its much better written and drawn, and there is a no beer sign and a no fat chicks sign. The beer says "No drinking for a week" around the circle. Oh and its Mirror Written because its supposed to be a reminder not to drink anymore. So he must wear it as punishment, and the washing instructions are "Don't" hehe.
:D he can go to Bars now and Im worried about him lol.
also included is a compilation of awesome and not well known drinking songs (mostly irish) such as :
you Im drunk
You Bastards
Wasnt that a party
Titties and Beer
Woot im excited for tonight. gonna be about 30 good friends and a keg and a lot of cases....hehehehehehhehehehhh im giggling im so excited |
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| SlickT |
| haha cool. reminds me of my friend who turned 21 last sat. we took him to a couple of bars,he ended up pissing in the sink and the bouncer waited for him to finish and then kicked him out. |
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| LinX |
its my unbirthday
a very happy unbirthday to me |
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| Zenchowdah |
| i think you misspelled coup de grace |
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| DigiNut |
| You did that all for me Orbax? :p |
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