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Funniest Moments In Sitcom
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| richard raiban |
what are some of your funniest moments in sitcom?
this one is definietly classic...
show: seinfeld
characters: seinfeld, george & kramer
ACT ONE SCENE G
(JERRY, GEORGE, KRAMER)
INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR DAY 2
JERRY AND KRAMER ENTER. PEOPLE PASS IN HALLWAY.
JERRY
Alright, I'm waiting. I want to see the pig-man. Show me the pig-
man.
KRAMER
Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna show him to you, and you'll never be
the same.
JERRY
Maybe he's just a guy with a nose like this. You know a lot of
people have a nose like this, they're not necessarily pig-men.
KRAMER
Believe me, Jerry, somewhere in this hospital the anguished oink
of pigman cries for help.
JERRY
If I hear an anguished oink, I'm outta here.
KRAMER
I can't let this go on.
JERRY
Let me understand this. So if you find the pigman, your intention
is to ...emancipate him?
KRAMER
That's right. (CALLING OUT)
Sue-wee!
JERRY
Kramer! well I don't see any pig-men. Look (HE POINTS AT
PASSERBY) Human, human, human...
HE LOOKS DOWN CORRIDOR, WITH ALARM.
JERRY (CONT'D)
(WITH MOCK ALARM) Wait a minute!... Oh, that's George.
GEORGE APPROACHES.
GEORGE
Okay. The administrator's on the third floor. I'll meet you guys
by the car.
KRAMER
You got room for the pig-man?
George
The pig-man can take the bus.
KRAMER
You know, if pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride.
George
How do you know? What if Pigman had a two-seater?
KRAMER
Come on George, be realistic.
George
All right, if pig-man comes along, we'll squeeze him in. I'll see
you later.
GEORGE EXITS.
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| FuZioN |
You know what I think is funny??
RICHARD RAIBAN = SUPREME TRANCEADDICT
Now THATS funny!!
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| richard raiban |
| quote: | Originally posted by FuZioN
You know what I think is funny??
RICHARD RAIBAN = SUPREME TRANCEADDICT
Now THATS funny!!
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GOODNIGHT MR. "EVERYBODYS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....FEEL GOOD"
now thats :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| FuZioN |
*Cinar downloads Desire 2004 Sampler*
*Cinar starts to listen*
*00:01 - Set starts*
*00:02 - Cinar goes into a deep slumber*
*The next day - The cycle continues* |
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| trancechaos |
| do the simpsons count as a sitcom? |
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| Matt |
STELLA!
STELLLLLLLAAAAAAA!!! |
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| King_Mack |
| man Seinfeld had waaaay too many funny moments lol. Seinfeld IMO has to be the funniest sitcom ever. At times I catch myself in a situation that ive seen on that show and just start laughing while people look at me very strangely hehe. |
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| mot10n |
| haha, a few days ago at work, some dude was buying the demo, and it was a great price.. well, someone said it's a miracle that it wasn't sold already, and instantaneously i said "another festivus miracle!" all the good people i work with cracked up huge. :stongue: ahh seinfeld. good times :D |
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| AmbiguousBliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by mot10n
haha, a few days ago at work, some dude was buying the demo, and it was a great price.. well, someone said it's a miracle that it wasn't sold already, and instantaneously i said "another festivus miracle!" all the good people i work with cracked up huge. :stongue: ahh seinfeld. good times :D |
:haha: Festivus is definitely one of the best moments. I love 'Serenity now!' just as much, though. |
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| Sly_Guy |
Kieth Hernandez and the 'magic loogie'.
I'm sorry, when Jerry goes thru his rundown of the description of events, that's the best moment in that show for me |
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| StereoPrincess |
mine is seinfeld too. from the episode where george pretends he is a marine biologist.
This dialogue is as follows:
| quote: | "The sea was angry that day my friends! Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli! I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot! As if sensing my presence he let out a great bellow. I said 'Easy big fella!' And then, as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish." (George)
"Mammal" (Jerry)
"Whatever. So then, from out of nowhere a huge tidal-wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork and I found myself right on top of him. Face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction!" (George) [George holds up a golf ball.]
"What, is that a titalus? A hole in one, huh?" (Kramer) |
just thinking about this puts tears of laughter in my eye. |
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| Elmo-On-XTC |
Seinfeld seasons are coming out on dvd soon :D
Seinfeld is one of the only shows that will make me laugh consistantly throughout every single episode |
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