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Holy Crap I Rule In Ninjaness
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| Orbax |
This is me staring at Real Ultimate Power: THE OFFICIAL NINJA BOOK!
woooot! totally goes with my new awesome ninja shirt
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| Thunder5 |
:nervous:
OOhh.. I'm almost shaking.. |
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| Orbax |
This is me doing the crazy ninja fisheye learned from the venerable Wu or whatever his name was from Big Trouble In Little China:
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| Orbax |
| Ite well im going to Alaska for two weeks now to meditate in the wilderness. Peace my children. |
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| R.j. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Ite well im going to Alaska for two weeks now to meditate in the wilderness. Peace my children. |
g'luck:D |
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| Orbax |
Final Note:
My parents wondered why the hell I had that book so I showed them the site(www.realultimatepower.net) and they loved it!!!
Booyah.
ok really leaving this time |
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| ShadoWolf |
| Hey Orbax, did you see The Last Samuri? |
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| Thunder5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Final Note:
My parents wondered why the hell I had that book so I showed them the site(www.realultimatepower.net) and they loved it!!!
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The Ultimate Battle
Scene 1:
Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.
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