| Akridrot |
There are some random comments here that are just pure gold. I heard that one guy wrote all of this. Scroll down like a page, that's where it starts to get real funny..
becky20 (919)
Jul-02-99 05:03:21 PST
Praise: Has intestinal FORTITUDE!!! Eats PORTIONED meals!!! Enjoys NOURISHMENT!!!
becky19 (27)
Jul-02-99 04:15:02 PST
Praise: I'll bid on you til there's nothing left but crumbs! Then I'll bid on the crumbs
becky18 (3)
Jul-02-99 03:18:32 PST
Praise: Corn on the cob is nice, because the cob never shouts GET ME BEER, WOMAN!
becky17 (27)
Jul-02-99 03:13:20 PST
Praise: Turn onto LaFayett St. and park. Get out. Run as fast as you can. Then hide.
becky16 (1)
Jul-02-99 03:06:49 PST
Praise: The box you sent was open-proof. I had to use a BIG KNIFE and act MENACING. Bad!
becky15 (1)
Jul-02-99 03:01:01 PST
Praise: If you can guess 3 of the foods in my retainer, I'll send you a free VEGETABLE.
becky14 (1)
Jul-02-99 02:57:52 PST
Praise: Rainbows are pretty. I don't know why I shoot at them.
becky12 (2)
Jul-02-99 02:53:58 PST
Praise: Uses only nice, ROUND numbers, like $10 and $12. NOT $73.98
becky10 (3)
Jul-02-99 02:42:32 PST
Praise: Santa brought me cookies for Christmas. I did not eat them. I sold them on eBay.
becky8 (2)
Jul-02-99 02:40:12 PST
Praise: I'm originally from Japan. Becky8 rhymes with vegetable drawer in Japanese.
becky7 (23)
Jul-02-99 02:38:24 PST
Praise: I am a walrus. I type using my flippers. Hee.
becky6 (1)
Jul-02-99 02:37:27 PST
Praise: Whatchu say? You call me on da telephones and talkin SMACK about me? No no no!
becky5 (365)
Jul-02-99 02:09:24 PST
Praise: Millenia ago your merchandise roamed free. I didn't bid then and I won't now.
becky4 (83)
Jul-02-99 02:06:56 PST
Praise: Would you like a bowl of soup? Of course not. See?
becky3 (3)
Jul-02-99 02:06:15 PST
Praise: Quack, Quack. I'm a duck. Shoot me.
becky2 (859)
Jul-02-99 02:03:08 PST
Praise: Do you know what part of a dog needs scratchin'? Do ya? It's their BRISKET.
nhbecky (101)
Jul-02-99 01:57:29 PST
Praise: The Lord only granted me one child, and she died. Anyway, you were great. A+A+
55chevy4 (166)
Jul-02-99 01:56:54 PST
Praise: I like my cars like I like my women - fast and expensive! Then I leave them.
Response by 55chevy4 - WHO IS THIS GUY ????????
rockn*sj (920)
Jul-02-99 01:52:31 PST
Praise: I'm eating a helicopter, I mean a hamburger. Did you send this? DELECTABLE!
48woodie (282)
Jul-02-99 01:49:31 PST
Praise: Say hello to Barbara for me. I've been watching her at night.
huckapo (213)
Jul-02-99 01:44:03 PST
Praise: Huckapo! That sounds revolting! I feel like spitting and washing my mouth now!
tunacat (332)
Jul-02-99 01:06:25 PST
Praise: Good kitty/fish. Nice kitty/fish. Just stay right there... GOTCHA!
zipnsmack (35)
Jul-02-99 01:04:17 PST
Praise: Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? Well, I was awake. A+
fattyfat (66)
Jul-02-99 00:46:01 PST
Praise: Tub o jelly. 12 gallon belly. Greasy layers, oh so smelly. SEXUALLY ENTICING.
biglee (1573)
Jul-01-99 22:55:12 PST
Praise: I am bigger than you.
shores (6205)
Jul-01-99 22:48:14 PST
Praise: Crabs and seagulls live on shores. I hope that doesn't make you ugly. We love u
artiscool (165)
Jul-01-99 22:41:39 PST
Praise: I bet nobody tells YOUR bones what to do! Nobody Jones, that's who! ...What?
Response by artiscool - not a registered user, never did a transaction with him, just a joker.
[email protected][/email] (531)
Jul-01-99 22:36:31 PST
Praise: Fast delivery. Precision machined parts. Clearly labeled chemicals. Discreet. A+
beachbabe (178)
Jul-01-99 22:28:55 PST
Praise: I know where you have sand.
seminole (125) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 22:27:00 PST
Praise: Very HIGH QUALITY preserved cancer tumors. I ate them. I know it was wrong.
lude (232)
Jul-01-99 22:24:48 PST
Praise: I was staring. You are majestic. You could be a lion and walk in tall grass.
enforcer (79)
Jul-01-99 22:21:30 PST
Praise: Frogs in the backseat, hop, hop, hop. You're in the front seat, you're a cop!
collectors-hideout (397)
Jul-01-99 22:19:14 PST
Praise: I bid on your items and lost. Why should I even bother? I'll be outbid again.Boo
Response by collectors-hideout - I have no record of transaction with andy 46477,.read his feedback, I did.
cdc (114)
Jul-01-99 22:16:35 PST
Praise: You items carry HARMFUL DISEASES and VIRUSES. I think. I'm pretty sure. RARE! A+
Response by cdc - As you see this is not a registered ebayer. Did not have transaction with him!
kinfolk (1)
Jul-01-99 17:24:44 PST
Praise: We all came from the same loins. It makes you think, doesn't it?
[email protected] (34) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 17:23:58 PST
Praise: All you do is fly around eBay. Go do something productive. Slacker.
fubu05 (107)
Jul-01-99 17:22:23 PST
Praise: Who boo boo's da fubu? YOU do! You go da boo boo boo!
schlepper (146) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 02:29:35 PST
Praise: There was NO REASON for you to call my house and yell at my children. Still, A+
weiner (10) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 02:26:03 PST
Praise: I was once told that HOTDOGS are the foods of CHAMPIONS. Then I tripped and fell
chocha (3) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 02:22:06 PST
Praise: My friend's mommy told me what Chocha means in Spanish. Then she showed me. A++!
nematode (231)
Jul-01-99 02:20:09 PST
Praise: Nux VOMICA! I invoke you, BEAST! But I only do so because you are HONEST! "A++"
lifeless (1) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 02:18:27 PST
Praise: My sister is almost as stone-dead as you, but not by much. RELIABLE & SAFE!
god2 (6)
Jul-01-99 02:12:24 PST
Praise: I once had a fork. It looked like a spoon, so I called it a spoon. Was I wrong?
eew (45)
Jul-01-99 02:06:45 PST
Praise: Ganrenous, festering, malignant bidder. How I loathe thee. Repulsive, but GREAT!
kaspersbrother (142)
Jul-01-99 01:56:54 PST
Praise: I was going to leave feedback, but the window's open and now I'm cold. Sorry?No!
superuser (3) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 01:55:02 PST
Praise: I would rather be SLAUGHTERED for BEEF than forbidden to bid on your ITEMS!
earthbaby (1011)
Jul-01-99 01:53:41 PST
Praise: Has INTEGRITY! Refuses to live on the MOON! Retains his SANITY!
george4 (2)
Jul-01-99 01:53:04 PST
Praise: When I hear "george4," I IMMEDIATELY think of your name, george4.
notoes (1)
Jul-01-99 01:52:26 PST
Praise: Tony Two Toes! We went to school together! You stepped on a landmine! Remember?
chewer (2)
Jul-01-99 01:50:44 PST
Praise: Bubbley Gum, Bubbley Gum. If you chew it all day, your mouth feels numb!
landlubber (3)
Jul-01-99 01:49:40 PST
Praise: Crustaceans live in the ocean. You're not like them! B-
toy (277)
Jul-01-99 01:49:10 PST
Praise: When I open boxes of cereal, you should be inside. Yes, you're THAT GOOD!
eater (2) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 01:48:25 PST
Praise: Alice asked me to make you this sandwich. Here it is. I don't know. Ask her.
wild4books (194)
Jul-01-99 01:46:47 PST
Praise: I am a robot. I bid on grease and computer chips.
carguy (887)
Jul-01-99 01:46:08 PST
Praise: Car won't start? Sell it on eBay. We won't know the difference. We're like that.
dentist3 (1) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 01:44:01 PST
Praise: My dentist ([email protected]) has one eye. You're so much better than that!
mangoe (1)
Jul-01-99 01:42:41 PST
Praise: My kitten-cat is FRISKY. At night she sleeps in the microwave.I think it's cute!
change (22) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 01:40:52 PST
Praise: I've carefully avoided typing the number 6 for 32 years now.Times change Iguess.
backdoor (335)
Jul-01-99 01:39:10 PST
Praise: Pass the butter, pass the SAUSAGE. Look out bunghole, here comes the SAUSAGE.
exterminator (1)
Jul-01-99 01:38:24 PST
Praise: Vermin and lice, vermin and lice. I say it once, and I say it twice.
breakfast (2)
Jul-01-99 01:37:07 PST
Praise: If you sell cereal and milk separately, I will bid! Otherwse, it will get soggy.
shaven (27)
Jul-01-99 01:33:47 PST
Praise: Feedback accumulates like unshaven hair on an ugly man's ASS! Shave ME!
foot (334) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 01:32:48 PST
Praise: I forbid you to wear the blue sock! HEED MY COMMAND!!!!!
botanist (2)
Jul-01-99 01:31:57 PST
Praise: Only the tops of trees grow. A+++++++
hand (110) (not a registered user)
Jul-01-99 01:30:24 PST
Praise: 1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, buckle my shoe. 5, 6, buckle my shoe.
forager (15)
Jul-01-99 01:26:44 PST
Praise: Enjoys WALKS thru the PARK! Greets MAPLE TREES with a smile!
whoami2 (1)
Jul-01-99 01:25:15 PST
Praise: Don't tell whoami, but Barry Manilow is spelled with an i, not an e. Thanx!!
horse (56)
Jun-30-99 18:44:38 PST
Praise: Come to the trough. Feed on what's inside. No reserve. C'mon. It's waaaiiiting.
person2 (1)
Jun-30-99 18:43:26 PST
Praise: Pleasant smelling. Friendly.
person3 (1)
Jun-30-99 18:43:08 PST
Praise: Prompt, yet VAGUELY malodorous. Will CERTAINLY do more business. Has POOL!
mary9 (2)
Jun-30-99 18:42:06 PST
Praise: I am fat.I have no goals.I have developed a "smell."Please kill me. Thanks Mary!
dave2 (124)
Jun-30-99 18:41:11 PST
Praise: Dave3 touches my NO NO SPECIAL PLACE, but you respect other people's boundries!
Response by dave2 - This is dave2. No idea what this is, look at senders feedback for examples.
indie (209)
Jun-30-99 18:40:01 PST
Praise: You need NEW ARABIC FONTS. Huyawoo Huyawoo. (only cuz you deserve the best)
goodjob (1)
Jun-30-99 18:37:44 PST
Praise: A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ and how !!!!
warchild (1)
Jun-30-99 18:36:48 PST
Praise: There's Charlie up ahead 2 clicks. I say we take 'em out. They won't expect it.
gander (22)
Jun-30-99 18:35:38 PST
Praise: Duck ...duck ...duck ...duck ...duck .......GOOSE!
bishop2 (204)
Jun-30-99 18:35:03 PST
Praise: Pornography is bad because God will kill you and eat your bones. TERIFFIC SALE!
Response by bishop2 - I have not dealt with this person. Do not understand the "feedback."
bishop1 (3)
Jun-30-99 18:34:20 PST
Praise: Auctions are tools of the Devil. Raise your reserve before he bids on your soul!
toughguy (63)
Jun-30-99 18:32:15 PST
Praise: I'm sweaty. Are you sweaty? I smell MUSK.
bishop (173)
Jun-30-99 18:31:22 PST
Praise: The Pope bought his Pope Hat on eBay. You didn't know that, did u? OUTSTANDING!
resourceful (37)
Jun-30-99 18:28:51 PST
Praise: When life gives you a lemon, put it on eBay and I will bid on it.
moist (3)
Jun-30-99 18:27:03 PST
Praise: Not sure, but I think you peed on the stuff you sent. My dog keeps smelling it.
paul4 (1289)
Jun-30-99 18:25:40 PST
Praise: I was impressed by your TECHNIQUE. You sell and I bid. Very KEEN. Have my baby.
paul3 (204)
Jun-30-99 18:24:45 PST
Praise: Celebrate the 30th anniversary of George Washington with me today! Bid on him!
paul1 (13)
Jun-30-99 18:24:13 PST
Praise: Harriet Tubman was so great. She was black and that is great.
paul2 (65)
Jun-30-99 18:23:38 PST
Praise: I flew a plane in Switzerland. What did you do? Sat here bidding, didn't you!
paul (116)
Jun-30-99 18:22:43 PST
Praise: You're 15 genes short of HUMAN. But I mean that in a good eBay way. Yes I do!
routine (2) (not a registered user)
Jun-30-99 18:19:45 PST
Praise: Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.
dove (3910)
Jun-30-99 18:17:46 PST
Praise: Happy little dove, how do you fly? No! Don't on my car!
pimpdaddy (39)
Jun-30-99 18:15:44 PST
Praise: Prostitutes and money. It's always prostitutes and money. And eBay.
whoops (5) (not a registered user)
Jun-30-99 18:14:50 PST
Praise: Great transaction... Oh, I gotta go! A triceratops just crashed into my house!
who (3) (not a registered user)
Jun-30-99 18:14:02 PST
Praise: Knock knock. Who's there? Feedback. Feedback who? Feedback Who.
whoami (25)
Jun-30-99 18:12:16 PST
Praise: You are Barry Manelow! I know you are! I can hear you singing!
cruelty (67)
Jun-30-99 18:11:35 PST
Praise: Ever pull the legs off a daddylongleg? Then what do you call it? Daddy?
diet.coke (4046)
Jun-30-99 18:08:37 PST
Praise: Refreshing you are. Delicious too! Rot my teeth you will. But I drink you still.
jill3 (63)
Jun-30-99 18:06:33 PST
Praise: Tender Jill, how delicate you look in these photos. Oh, sorry. Wrong Jill!
dancer2 (12)
Jun-30-99 18:02:40 PST
Praise: Everybody have fun tonight!
dancer (31) (not a registered user)
Jun-30-99 18:02:25 PST
Praise: Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
procto (2)
Jun-30-99 18:00:59 PST
Praise: Ugliness runs in my family. And out, apparently. My poo don't look right.
minion (8)
Jun-30-99 17:59:27 PST
Praise: Crave what I have. Simper and beg. Feed you crumbs I will.
coverup (28)
Jun-30-99 17:58:57 PST
Praise: For some strange reason everything you sold me was illegal. Then I got shot. A+?
momd3 (222)
Jun-30-99 17:56:25 PST
Praise: Fascinating and wondrous is what you are. TWINKLES! Doesn't need SOAP!
cardinals16 (3)
Jun-30-99 17:54:02 PST
Praise: You are much shorter than I would have guessed. Whose fault is that?
Response by cardinals16 - please overlook this comment. It is pure nonsence.I have no idea why it was left
girl (31)
Jun-30-99 17:53:29 PST
Praise: An eBayer with MORALITY. Never cheated on tests at school. I KNOW!
girlygirl (4) (not a registered user)
Jun-30-99 17:52:59 PST
Praise: CONFIDENT SELLER. HAS YOUTHFUL OVA. VERY PROFESSIONAL INDEED. YES.
mike12 (2) (merged)
Jun-30-99 17:51:45 PST
Praise: Finds facts INTERESTING! Has good old fashioned CURIOSITY.
rapidtack (65)
Jun-30-99 17:51:45 PST
Praise: Finds facts INTERESTING! Has good old fashioned CURIOSITY.
mike10 (64)
Jun-30-99 17:51:26 PST
Praise: WEARS CLOTHES SNUGLY. Reads at a COLLEGE level! Uses BALLPOINT pens!
mike8 (2)
Jun-30-99 17:50:49 PST
Praise: Questionably real physical attributes. Possibly foreign parts also.
mike7 (2)
Jun-30-99 17:50:26 PST
Praise: UNMISTAKEABLE PIZZAZ! Not pinache, but pizzaz! Real zip! And ZIPPINESS!
mike6 (14)
Jun-30-99 17:49:44 PST
Praise: Braids his own HAIR. Does a METICULOUS job. Yesirre. YESIRRE.
mike5 (265)
Jun-30-99 17:49:23 PST
Praise: Has a MYSTERIOUS TINGLY itch on lower left LEG. Otherwise, a SAINT!
mike4 (1)
Jun-30-99 17:48:55 PST
Praise: Well MANICURED. Has VOLUPTUOUS POUTY lips. DEFINITION of class!
mike3 (194)
Jun-30-99 17:47:34 PST
Praise: Very CHARITABLE. Donates money to many WORTHY causes. Has INNER BEAUTY.
mediaintegration (3)
Jun-30-99 17:46:42 PST
Praise: EDISON invented the LIGHTBULB!
zambonigeek (126) (not a registered user)
Jun-30-99 17:46:14 PST
Praise: Has integuments! Yes, and many of them! A BARRACKS of INTEGUMENTS!
vapors (9)
Jun-30-99 17:42:49 PST
Praise: FREAKY! Seller is FANTASTIC, but, somehow, REALLY DOESN'T EXIST AT ALL!
mower (34)
Jun-30-99 17:42:04 PST
Praise: I need to MOW the LAWN today. INCREDIBLE! RISKY! Can I do it? Yes, thanks to you
drink (10) (not a registered user)
Jun-30-99 17:40:26 PST
Praise: LEMON-FLAVORED! This seller contains yellow number 4! I LOVE yellow number 4!
blush (328)
Jun-30-99 17:38:21 PST
Praise: ROSY CHEEKS! My parents always told me rosy cheeks get high bids.
tim2 (246)
Jun-30-99 17:37:33 PST
Praise: THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR ANY PERSON! Ingenious? No. Perfect weight? Yes.
ted (1116)
Jun-30-99 17:35:55 PST
Praise: OBSERVANT. Knows where everything is. I call him Ted. Short for Tedrick.
intellect (3) (not a registered user)
Jun-30-99 17:35:18 PST
Praise: Is HUMAN. Has increased capacity for REASONING. Not a MONKEY. ...BRAINS...
pat4 (19)
Jun-30-99 17:33:35 PST
Praise: FRISKY! Full of energy. I know what you're thinking: Not Pat4. Yes, Pat4!
earthman (47)
Jun-30-99 17:32:57 PST
Praise: CONNOISEUR of COLLECTIBLE MISCELLANY. Like rocks. And dirt. EXPERT!
sourberry11 (179)
Jun-30-99 17:31:45 PST
Praise: Ever see the movie Cindarella? Simon6 did. Anyway, you're still my favorite!
Response by sourberry11 - I don't know who andy46477 is.This feedback is a mistake.Never dealt with him.
simon6 (1)
Jun-30-99 17:31:22 PST
Praise: Ever see the movie Cindarella? Simon5 did. Anyway, you're still my favorite!
happy (2184)
Jun-30-99 17:28:57 PST
Praise: I have cancer so I bid low. I cry when I'm outbid. My dog died yesterday.
rather (4) (not a registered user)
Jun-29-99 00:03:41 PST
Praise: I was in the Army. I drool. Poodles and Biscuits, Sir! Poodles and Biscuits, Sir
what (15) (not a registered user)
Jun-29-99 00:03:10 PST
Praise: I'll tell you.
soggy (106) (not a registered user)
Jun-29-99 00:01:14 PST
Praise: What's a bad transaction? One where you get crabs and warts. Yeah, thanks a lot.
mitchell (457)
Jun-29-99 00:00:49 PST
Praise: Mitchell!
littlesprout99 (31)
Jun-28-99 23:53:46 PST
Praise: What's taller than a woman, but shorter than a man? YOU.
wifebeater (11)
Jun-28-99 23:52:43 PST
Praise: I am new in America! Thank you eBay for wonderful wife! I will beat her often!
Response by wifebeater - You're Very Welcome.
schlomo (8)
Jun-28-99 23:50:49 PST
Praise: My pet alligator is eating the crap you sold me. I hope you both encrustulate.
answerguy (1)
Jun-28-99 23:49:40 PST
Praise: 3 times in the last week I've soiled myself. YOU tell ME why.
tree (8) (not a registered user)
Jun-28-99 23:48:02 PST
Praise: If you were in the middle of a forest and got lost, would I still bid? YES!
bidder7 (77)
Jun-28-99 23:46:49 PST
Praise: I think about our transactions and how we bid so very deeply.
winner (12) (not a registered user)
Jun-28-99 23:43:18 PST
Praise: Like me, you too can learn to slowly die as people better than you succeed.
pregnant (3) (not a registered user)
Jun-28-99 23:40:25 PST
Praise: Pass the mustard, pass the gravy, look out loins, here comes a baby!
kris7 (1)
Jun-28-99 23:39:07 PST
Praise: What's orange, brown, black, and red? Give up? They're COLORS, dip!
pod (4) (not a registered user)
Jun-28-99 23:37:41 PST
Praise: Is this feedback? I hope so, because if anyone deserves feedback, YOU DO.
busybee (303)
Jun-28-99 23:35:59 PST
Praise: Buzz Buzz Buzz. Guess what I am. Buzz Buzz Buzz. ...Buzz
gook (1)
Jun-28-99 23:33:20 PST
Praise: Mister, why did my daddy go to Vietnam? Why did you shoot at him from a tree?
philosopher (36) (not a registered user)
Jun-28-99 20:16:23 PST
Praise: If God was round, would that change anything? You're still great! A++++
turkeyfries (29)
Jun-28-99 20:14:54 PST
Praise: Uncle Gravy once ate me.
bubbleface (1)
Jun-28-99 20:14:34 PST
Praise: I pop your bubbleface. "Pop," I say! "Burst," I say also!
sealevel (2)
Jun-28-99 20:10:32 PST
Praise: Helicopters fly too high to bid on your items.
invalid (2) (not a registered user)
Jun-28-99 20:09:22 PST
Praise: Do you really expect to get feedback... ever?
mafia (6)
Jun-28-99 20:05:38 PST
Praise: I love you too much to bid on that stuff you call .
larryphoto (2705)
Jun-28-99 20:03:55 PST
Praise: I can see you, larryphoto!
kid (103) (not a registered user)
Jun-28-99 20:01:50 PST
Praise: Why did you call your mom a furry, black ball of neutrons?
mrjmc (361)
Jun-28-99 20:01:24 PST
Praise: You are.
Response by mrjmc - Thanks-I wasn't sure...
wierdguy (1)
Jun-28-99 19:58:54 PST
Praise: Sir, kind sir, I am almost proud to not know you. Learn to spell.
fiend (20)
Jun-28-99 19:56:36 PST
Praise: I love to sit here for hours and just count my balls over and over.
catlover (240)
Jun-28-99 19:55:10 PST
Praise: If I had a mango, and it was ripe for the pickins, watch out.
miligram (13) (not a registered user)
Apr-18-99 18:03:37 PST
Praise: ..SLOBODOV!!! ....SLOBODOV!!! ...SLOBODOV!!! (Oh deary me!) ...SLOBODOV!!!
mrbean00 (5) (not a registered user)
Apr-17-99 22:04:07 PST
Praise: Ask your three wisheses. Order your three stripses.
deco100 (873)
Apr-11-99 16:16:20 PST
80550796
Praise: I am a car. I go vroom. Please put gas in me.
statequartersale (5159)
Apr-09-99 16:52:04 PST
79200930
Praise: Nothing beats home cookin' except for your tremendous selling/buying experience!
gijimbo (1697)
Apr-09-99 16:49:38 PST
80025389
Praise: Scrumptious deal! Oooeee! Sell it to me again! Yeah! Can you fly a helicopter?
[email][email protected] (7)
Apr-08-99 21:05:00 PST
Praise: God dammit! You have a big, fat flab-mo-chunk-behind.
hole (2)
Apr-08-99 20:55:16 PST
Praise: Are you a big hole?
satan (7) (not a registered user)
Apr-08-99 20:51:39 PST
Praise: If I HYPOTHETICALLY killed a bunch of people, what should I do with the bodies?
god (42) (not a registered user)
Apr-08-99 20:49:55 PST
Praise: I threw an egg at you once, but it didn't hit you. I really meant it though!
bidbusters (7983)
Apr-08-99 20:47:45 PST
Praise: Did you ever see the movie YOU SUCK? I'm sure you have. You own it.
Response by bidbusters - I've no idea why this person inserted this passage. my apologies. -Dave
jimmbobb (170)
Apr-08-99 20:42:58 PST
Praise: I would like to shake your hand. I do not have any arms, though. I'm sad now.
batesmotel13 (36)
Apr-08-99 20:40:23 PST
Praise: Smooth transaction! I just wish you didn't smack my kid.
zack (420)
Apr-07-99 22:27:34 PST
Praise: My dad was named Zack. He hit me. You never did. I like you more, in fact.
zack1 (197)
Apr-07-99 22:26:54 PST
Praise: Are you a member of ebay? Of course you are. I am too. Thanks for the chat.
zack2 (1)
Apr-07-99 22:25:25 PST
Praise: I bet when you were born, you sold something right away. You're SUPERB!
zack3 (1)
Apr-07-99 22:24:41 PST
Praise: You were nice to me. Yes you were. Very thoughtful. Few people are that decent.
zack4 (2)
Apr-07-99 22:22:14 PST
Praise: If I ever buy anything from a Zack, it will be YOU, mister! YOU! You're great!
zack5 (1)
Apr-07-99 22:21:03 PST
Praise: The breast self exam kit you sent saved my life. I had a huge cancerous breast.
zack6 (1)
Apr-07-99 22:18:37 PST
Praise: I named my goldfish Zack6, cuz you're so great. I only feed him onions now.
zack7 (1)
Apr-07-99 22:14:24 PST
Praise: Fast shipping. Polite responses. Has all his teeth. Doesn't beat his wife.
zack8 (6)
Apr-07-99 22:13:31 PST
Praise: Ever wonder just what is in a rodent? I did. ...Anyway, great transaction!
zack9 (1)
Apr-07-99 22:11:42 PST
Praise: Aliens will kill everyone but you. You are the best person on Ebay! You are God.
zack10 (2)
Apr-07-99 22:10:35 PST
Praise: Butter tastes so good on bread. I enjoyed the sample you sent. I didn't share.
zack11 (56)
Apr-07-99 22:08:49 PST
Praise: Don't hit me with that board like I was some kind of dolphin. Thanks. A++.
zack12 (1)
Apr-07-99 22:06:26 PST
Praise: Thank you so much for the lovely deli-style pickle. Very juicy and crisp.
zack13 (42)
Apr-07-99 22:04:41 PST
Praise: Thank you so much for the cola beverage. I drank it right away. The mailman saw.
zack14 (1)
Apr-07-99 22:02:56 PST
Praise: Thank you so much for the chicken salad sandwich.
zack15 (1)
Apr-07-99 22:02:24 PST
Praise: Thank you so much for the bologna sandwich.
zack16 (1)
Apr-07-99 22:01:50 PST
Praise: Thank you so much for the ham and cheese sandwich.
zack17 (1)
Apr-07-99 22:01:16 PST
Praise: Thank you so much for the ham sandwich.
zack18 (11)
Apr-07-99 22:01:00 PST
Praise: Thank you so much for the cheese sandwich.
zack19 (324) (not a registered user)
Apr-07-99 21:59:26 PST
Praise: Arrrr. Swab the deck or walk the plank. It's your choice, matee. Arrr.
vonstubb0yaw (13)
Apr-07-99 21:54:46 PST
79083960
Praise: Morgana says, "Fiend!!! Back to your cave!!!" Also, you are a great ebayer!
wat2 (2581)
Apr-07-99 21:49:34 PST
78700562
Praise: Wow! This has to be the ROUNDEST coin I've EVER seen! Quite impressed. Thanks.
g2relics (1755)
Apr-07-99 00:41:50 PST
78576838
Praise: OW, MY FOOT! Look what you did to my foot! You mangled it! Yes, you did...A+!
battlefield.store (19591)
Apr-07-99 00:35:09 PST
79935640
Praise: If you could fit this man in a bottle... Wow. Just wow. He'd sell twice as much.
haydes1 (150)
Apr-07-99 00:17:27 PST
78276491
Praise: haydes1 is so great, I just wish I could live inside him and nibble his kidneys.
www.medalsusa.com (4663)
Apr-07-99 00:12:45 PST
78858406
Praise: Dragons and Cops flew out of my ass just as he predicted! Great seller!
mikes440 (276)
Apr-07-99 00:11:19 PST
77737827
Praise: I ordered a car picture, but you sent me a live tuna fish! Great! I can eat it!
mikes440 (276)
Apr-07-99 00:11:19 PST
77737827
Praise: I ordered a car picture, but you sent me a live tuna fish! Great! I can eat it!
miligram (13) (not a registered user)
Apr-07-99 00:03:19 PST
Praise: If I ever catch you in my bed again, I'll shoot your right then and there. Freak
mrbean00 (5) (not a registered user)
Apr-07-99 00:01:43 PST
Praise: You send a good fish, Misah Man. Preese send a FOH more fish to house. Sank you.
miligram (13) (not a registered user)
Apr-03-99 13:01:43 PST
Praise: I love to cook potatoes. They go wherever I go. Yes, I love to cook potatoes-Oh!
Response by miligram - I will bid on your potatoes, then I'll have you in my clutches! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Follow-up by andy46477 - If you "clutch" my "potatoes," "clutch-lube" will surely get on my "shifter."
historyprof (242)
Apr-02-99 19:19:10 PST
Praise: Who the hell are you?! Why am I leaving feedback for you?
mrbean00 (5) (not a registered user)
Apr-01-99 18:46:39 PST
Praise: Very polite, but I never spoke to him. Quick seller, yet I never bought. Hmmm.
Response by mrbean00 - Not buying or selling provides the smoothest transactions.
Follow-up by andy46477 - Technically, a big, wet, sloppy, TWAT provides the "smoothest transactions."
miligram (13) (not a registered user)
Apr-01-99 07:20:40 PST
Praise: I do not like him, Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
Response by miligram - Lay off my green eggs you prick! As for the ham, well, you can jam it!
Follow-up by andy46477 - Sam does not jam ham. Not a pound. Not a gram.
jazztime (119)
Apr-01-99 07:18:12 PST
Praise: Great seller! Who cared for me when I was sick? You got it - jazztime did.
markthabaptist (2579)
Apr-01-99 07:02:23 PST
78326166
Praise: He sells only the best items on Ebay. Great seller.Everyone else can go to hell.
c*o*p*s-collectibles (2355)
Apr-01-99 06:53:28 PST
77477176
Praise: I'm black, so I bid high. I'm blacker than you. Call me Mr. Black Man, ho.
maverick1 (312) (not a registered user)
Mar-31-99 10:36:14 PST
78377512
Praise: Best seller on Ebay! In fact, this experience made me want to put down my gun.
sanncg (70) (not a registered user)
Mar-31-99 10:32:07 PST
78026165
Praise: HOLY . Wow. Talk about lightning fast delivery! Highly recommended. Damn!
mikconparts (4933)
Mar-31-99 10:27:25 PST
75854111
Praise: He is my lord. When I died, he brought me back from the dead and sold me stuff. |
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