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in respect to the greatest warrior that ever lived (RIP)
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| Vivid Boy |
| it was great battle that went on for 20 mins. he was out numbered by 2 people armed and ready for combat. he was the greatest warrior i ever fought. But i had to kill him. I do not know his name nor do i think it matters but for 20 mins we fought to the death. He enetered my house wether by accident or not but he was on my property invading my private space. he was slayin in the most respectful of ways. but he put up a hard felt battle. he had the advantage of speed and air. he was quick i tell you and massive. this fly didnt give a . i brought the pain and he brought it right back. with piloting i ave never witnessed before.,..lopdeeloops under my leg as i swung a rolling newspaper at him, and he made me fall. he flew head first into my eye. but what impressed me was his speed and his agility. what a great warrior. I ended his life because he made a mistake and decioded to land for rest by the window either hoping for escape or out of sheer exhaustion and thats when i came creeeping from behind and smiteed thee with great fury. RIP to the greatest lil warrior i ever did combat with. I praise you lil buddy |
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| UWM |
Stop making outlandish claims.

This is the best warrior that hath ever lived. |
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| Delay Llama |
Deep, that's an example for flies and humans worldwide.
R.I.P. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| if we met under different circumstances im sure we would have gotten along..its a shame |
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| Haunted |
| that was beautiful |
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| Absolut_Vodka |
| survival of the fittest...once again man thrives over nature! i wonder what the lil bud's beautiful wife and 3 kids will think when their dead pop doesn't show up for dinner... |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Absolut_Vodka
survival of the fittest...once again man thrives over nature! i wonder what the lil bud's beautiful wife and 3 kids will think when their dead pop doesn't show up for dinner... |
i brought his body outside for a proper burial. they will honour him like i have. but i am afraid that one day his son will grow and come for vengenance. till that day i shall prepare |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i brought his body outside for a proper burial. they will honour him like i have. but i am afraid that one day his son will grow and come for vengenance. till that day i shall prepare |
I think someone needs a nap. :wtf: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancebrat
I think someone needs a nap. :wtf: |
fair maiden amber, do not poke fun at what u do not understand for the laws of nature are unjust but we must abide by them for they are the only rules we know. show me thy titties! |
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| Boomer187 |
you should have hung the corpse prominently as to ward of other warriors.
then after a week ritualistically eat the sun dried corpse. |
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| trancebrat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
fair maiden amber, do not poke fun at what u do not understand for the laws of nature are unjust but we must abide by them for they are the only rules we know. show me thy titties! |

Sorry...it's the best that I can do under the circumstances. :p
Hmmm...wtf...looks like that little smiley doesn't have any . :wtf: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancebrat

Sorry...it's the best that I can do under the circumstances. :p
Hmmm...wtf...looks like that little smiley doesn't have any . :wtf: |
i just see red x :(...you have ruined my day :(
:toothless |
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